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>Hotel manager, limo driver, bank teller, private high school security guard

So uh, why do you want to work as a private high school security guard?

Well see the first job I applied to was a hotel manager. But they were like 'bro you can't even fucking work in the fucking hotel industry with how much you fucking swear. You sure as shit ain't cut out for working with people'
So then I tried to be a limo driver. Easy gig right?
You'd think that but they said 'look you can't go around drinking on the job. I get it that you're with a bunch of 21 year old frat boys but you cannot keep drinking while driving. It's just not a good look. Not to mention illegal'
And well after that I thought 'ya know a bank teller... that's a good career first step'
And it was going awesome. I mean the money was great. Like really great. I was making like 30k a week. And then suddenly I hear sirens outside and like the top brass are on me with dudes pointing guns at me and they're all 'hey you can't fucking steal that much money. In fact don't steal. You're fired'.
And well here I am. I thought 'hey I had a gun pointed at me so I'd be able to point it at kids and tell them to get their ass to class'