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Topic	CYOA: You are Merlin the Muscle Wizard (v2.1)
nikko004 06/15/21 9:01:39 PM #2:	A) Continue springing up the mountain Oh well, if shit hits the fan, that's for future you to handle. You have to get yourself sorted out asap, before your condition gets worse. And before you end up with a regular old chair. You load up more Chi into your legs, then start running up the steep sides of the mountain at an alarming speed. Cracks form on the sides with every step you take, but you can't be bogged down by that now. "Jeez Louise pal, slow down a bit! I'm feelin' sick from this--" "You're a goddamn chair, don't pretend you can throw up." He wiggles in frustration. "Man, I liked ya better when you were less cranky." "Oh pardon me, but DID YOU WANNA FUCKING LIVE?!" you yell. "Whoa...jeez, sorry pal. I was just jokin." You shake your head. "No, that wasn't my intention, I'm--" He retorts with silence. "I'm just really fucked up right now," you think to yourself. Silence complements the sound of your forceful footsteps up the mountain side. The summit is close by, and the mana fish guiding you is getting more energetic as you approach-- You get slapped with a sphere of water from the side, knocking you to flat ground just below the summit. The water freezes up from the frigid altitude, inhibiting your arms. Another sphere of water comes flying your way. You try to react fast by covering your face with Chi, but the sphere gets struck by lightning from the sky. It evaporates into steam, reducing your vision. The steam gets sustained by a flurry of fireballs from all around you. You flex to break the ice on your arms then punch the ground to dig a large crater, which lets you avoid all the fires from the sides. You then punch away all the fireballs from above. The sound of wings flapping rings out. The steam gets blown away. A figure descends from above you, attempting a meteor-like axe-kick. You narrowly move out of the way. Your adrenaline-induced self takes in as much information about your assailant as you can in a split second. This masked, human-like figure as tall as you are retracts her dragon wings, and throws a roundhouse kick at you With a leg full of glowing blue Chi. You deflect it upwards with the back of your Chi-infused hand. Her momentums preserved. Another kick at you. You block it with your forearm, then grab it and swing her body around before slamming her into the ground. She funnels Chi to her wings to reinforce them and cushion the blow, then uses them to spring herself into a drop kick on your chest. You feel your ribs crack a bit as you stagger back. She throws another roundhouse kick at you. Fuck this. You funnel crimson-colored Chi into your arm, then FIST!!! you yell, punching right through her kick...and possibly her leg bones. The attack sends her tumbling back. Panting can be heard from both of you, along with the howl of the frigid winds. Whats with all the noise?! says the voice of an old lady. You look up to the summit, where you see the mana fish circling around the large, looming head of a familiar dragon. Smog, you old bitch. The fucking mountains?! You couldnt have picked a better place?! You say, then point to the girl. And who the fuck is this asshole?! She slowly sits up and tends to her knee. Mother...get away...this man is dangerous-- Oh shush darling, thats just a broken leg. You can walk it off. She says with a bit of a singing tone. Then she glares at you. Merlin. I see you broke the hat. Come on up. You run up the steep wall, leading you to the summit. There you see a nice open area with a rustic wooden cabin. Smogs large dragon body rests comfortably near the edge of the summit. Her large eyes meet yours. You look away. My apologies. Didnt mean to yell at you. I dont mind. But I DO mind you calling my own daughter an asshole. You shrug. Can you blame me? She attacked me out of nowhere! Just show me the hat already. You grumble and throw the hat at her like a frisbee. She catches it with a single claw. Hmm...huh. I guess you didnt break it. I take good care of it, you know. She brings it up to her nose, then immediately gags. Riiiiight. Im sure you do. Anyways, youre uh, slightly fucked here. If the hat was broken, all Id have to do is fix it. You sigh. Of course its never fucking easy, is it. Well, whats the problem then? She puts the hat back on you. Your curse has advanced beyond the hats power. Beyond MY power. She looks down, over to Wizard Atlanta. Well, I could probably fix it with a bit more strength. If I ate the heart of an Ice Dragon, wed be sailing. You smile. Yeah sure, lemme just go to the forest to pluck out an Ice Dragon heart real quick. Yknow, since they grow on trees. You then cross your arms and glare. Where in the name of fuck am I gonna get one of those?! She pokes your chest. Calm your tits, boy. She then gives you a mischievous smile. It just so happens that the lil girl that lives nicely in her lil castle down there has one. One that belonged to my father. A) Take it by force B) Take it sneakily Also choose one person to bring (note, the chair will be left behind here) 1) Gundilf 2) Terry 3) Lye 4) Smogs Daughter --- How to open a door, Step one: https://imgur.com/EWKRS <cite>nikko004 posted [p:955067103] in CYOA: You ... [t:79515892]...</cite> <quote>A) Continue springing up the mountain Oh well, if shit hits the fan, that's for future you to handle. You have to get yourself sorted out asap, before your condition gets worse. And before you end up with a regular old chair. You load up more Chi into your legs, then start running up the steep sides of the mountain at an alarming speed. Cracks form on the sides with every step you take, but you can't be bogged down by that now. "Jeez Louise pal, slow down a bit! I'm feelin' sick from this--" "You're a goddamn chair, don't pretend you can throw up." He wiggles in frustration. "Man, I liked ya better when you were less cranky." "Oh pardon me, but DID YOU WANNA FUCKING LIVE?!" you yell. "Whoa...jeez, sorry pal. I was just jokin." You shake your head. "No, that wasn't my intention, I'm--" He retorts with silence. "I'm just really fucked up right now," you think to yourself. Silence complements the sound of your forceful footsteps up the mountain side. The summit is close by, and the mana fish guiding you is getting more energetic as you approach-- You get slapped with a sphere of water from the side, knocking you to flat ground just below the summit. The water freezes up from the frigid altitude, inhibiting your arms. Another sphere of water comes flying your way. You try to react fast by covering your face with Chi, but the sphere gets struck by lightning from the sky. It evaporates into steam, reducing your vision. The steam gets sustained by a flurry of fireballs from all around you. You flex to break the ice on your arms then punch the ground to dig a large crater, which lets you avoid all the fires from the sides. You then punch away all the fireballs from above. The sound of wings flapping rings out. The steam gets blown away. A figure descends from above you, attempting a meteor-like axe-kick. You narrowly move out of the way. Your adrenaline-induced self takes in as much information about your assailant as you can in a split second. This masked, human-like figure as tall as you are retracts her dragon wings, and throws a roundhouse kick at you With a leg full of glowing blue Chi. You deflect it upwards with the back of your Chi-infused hand. Her momentums preserved. Another kick at you. You block it with your forearm, then grab it and swing her body around before slamming her into the ground. She funnels Chi to her wings to reinforce them and cushion the blow, then uses them to spring herself into a drop kick on your chest. You feel your ribs crack a bit as you stagger back. She throws another roundhouse kick at you. Fuck this. You funnel crimson-colored Chi into your arm, then FIST!!! you yell, punching right through her kick...and possibly her leg bones. The attack sends her tumbling back. Panting can be heard from both of you, along with the howl of the frigid winds. Whats with all the noise?! says the voice of an old lady. You look up to the summit, where you see the mana fish circling around the large, looming head of a familiar dragon. Smog, you old bitch. The fucking mountains?! You couldnt have picked a better place?! You say, then point to the girl. And who the fuck is this asshole?! She slowly sits up and tends to her knee. Mother...get away...this man is dangerous-- Oh shush darling, thats just a broken leg. You can walk it off. She says with a bit of a singing tone. Then she glares at you. Merlin. I see you broke the hat. Come on up. You run up the steep wall, leading you to the summit. There you see a nice open area with a rustic wooden cabin. Smogs large dragon body rests comfortably near the edge of the summit. Her large eyes meet yours. You look away. My apologies. Didnt mean to yell at you. I dont mind. But I DO mind you calling my own daughter an asshole. You shrug. Can you blame me? She attacked me out of nowhere! Just show me the hat already. You grumble and throw the hat at her like a frisbee. She catches it with a single claw. Hmm...huh. I guess you didnt break it. I take good care of it, you know. She brings it up to her nose, then immediately gags. Riiiiight. Im sure you do. Anyways, youre uh, slightly fucked here. If the hat was broken, all Id have to do is fix it. You sigh. Of course its never fucking easy, is it. Well, whats the problem then? She puts the hat back on you. Your curse has advanced beyond the hats power. Beyond MY power. She looks down, over to Wizard Atlanta. Well, I could probably fix it with a bit more strength. If I ate the heart of an Ice Dragon, wed be sailing. You smile. Yeah sure, lemme just go to the forest to pluck out an Ice Dragon heart real quick. Yknow, since they grow on trees. You then cross your arms and glare. Where in the name of fuck am I gonna get one of those?! She pokes your chest. Calm your tits, boy. She then gives you a mischievous smile. It just so happens that the lil girl that lives nicely in her lil castle down there has one. One that belonged to my father. A) Take it by force B) Take it sneakily Also choose one person to bring (note, the chair will be left behind here) 1) Gundilf 2) Terry 3) Lye 4) Smogs Daughter --- How to open a door, Step one: https://imgur.com/EWKRS</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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