LogFAQs > #953957613

Hmmm well most people don't go to the bathroom as a baby, often probably not for the first 2 years that much (and considering my parents backpacked around the US for the first 2 years of my life, I'm guessing I hardly did at all).

So A bit less then 50 years of using the bathroom. 365 days a year is about 18,000 days so far.

Now I am a mutant. There are many things about me that are just not normal. One of them is that I can pretty much only need to use the restroom once a day, and I seem to be able to control when that is fairly well. There are exceptions if I eat certain foods etc, but it has been very useful for a few jobs.

Even so, there are days i go more then twice for sure, and I would say I average at least two times a day.

So that would be 36,000 times right there, but I'd toss in extra for combing my hair, making tea (my tea maker is in the bathroom right now but that has only been for a few years), just washing hands etc. I think 6000 extra sound like a good number which brings me to.

42k!!!

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