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36. Isabelle

Series: Animal Crossing
Nominator: Paratroopa1 (0/4 remaining)
Personal Familiarity: No
Attractiveness: 57 (107/145 tie)
Personality: 71 (23/145)
Girlfriendness: 77 (26/145)
Overall Waifu Score: 68.3
Hair: Yellow (0/2 remaining)
Eyes: Black (2/9 remaining)
Race: Furry (0/9 remaining)
Age: 20-29 (17/56 remaining)
Medium: Video Game (31/95 remaining)

Paras been predicting doom and gloom for a while now in regards to Isabelle, and now hes finally right. But really, Isabelle was always going to be the highest-ranking furry waifu of a non-furry list. Who was her competition going to be? Gadget? Krystal? Arlene? Does Arlene count as a furry waifu or just a normal cat? She strikes me as super borderline. By the way, unrelated: I was originally going to have a Fan Art Factor category, where I would go onto websites and rate how good the fanart was on average. I deleted this category because the first two waifus I tried this on, I got nothing but porn, and Isabelle is one of the two. Her porn was at least straightforward, though, pretty much what youd expect. The other waifu had weird, crazy porn.

Anyway, Isabelle is up here for the reasons you think she is: shes a super hardworking secretary smart enough to keep an entire town running for the mayor, and also she has engineering degrees from 19 different universities. That part is either very impressive or the result of a lot of online diploma mills. Like, Isabelle is just so relentlessly cheerful, kind, and responsible (even if shes also somehow a klutz more standard anime waifu archetyping there) that its impossible not to love her. Even her color, yellow, was strategically chosen to be cheery and vibrant. Like, I enjoy how if you dont log in for a while, Isabelle is the person all of the work gets dumped on, and shes actually able to do it, shes just tired afterward. My point is that its very clear that Isabelle is up to the challenge of having an important job and maintaining a stable, normal relationship at the same time.

If Isabelle was human, shed probably be in the top twenty! but shes a Shih Tzu, so shes not. By the way, I gave up trying to spell that breed of dogs name and just looked it up.

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