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g0ldie posted...

plus, it's SUPER annoying when an enemy does something, and he's like, "I didn't know they could do that; shit game!"

He does this all the time in games whenever he first encounters and enemy or when they later does something their AI hasn't done before. "Didn't know it could do that" "Oh wow, never seen that before!" And he usually gets mad about it, blaming the developers for shit design because the enemy didn't just use its entire movepool, a safe distance so there was no chance to hit him, the first time he encountered it. And honestly, he'd probably still complain about shit enemy AI if they did next time he encounters them because he'd forgotten.

In general what most consistently frustrates me when watching Phil is his constant need to say exactly what's happening on the screen. An enemy does a sweeping attack, he says it out loud. A car crosses the screen "woah, there was a car". It's the most childish commentary I've ever heard from a streamer (though granted I don't watch that many). It has no remotely analytical content, it assumes his audience are dumb and can't watch the screen and it just sounds like he lacks the ability to internalize visual experiences and can't think without saying things out loud. And he often concludes the shit sandwich by starring directly at the camera as if his experience just now was somehow weird or unconventional. No, Phil, it was just the first enemy in Crash Bandicoot 3 using its only attack.
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