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64. Silence Suzuka

Series: Uma Musume Pretty Derby
Nominator: Brayze_II (1/4 remaining)
Personal Familiarity: No
Attractiveness: 60 (86/145 tie)
Personality: 50 (101/145 tie)
Girlfriendness: 70 (39/145 tie)
Overall Waifu Score: 60
Hair: Red (9/24 remaining)
Eyes: Green (11/22 remaining)
Race: Asian (31/58 remaining)
Age: 15-19 (31/62 remaining)
Medium: Anime (10/38 remaining)

A waifu nominated literally because Braze searched up the silliest anime premises on Google. Heres the premise of the show:

In a world very much like our own, great race horses of the past have a chance to be reborn as horse girls girls with the ears and tails of horses as well as their speed and endurance. The best of these horse girls go to train at the Japan Horse Girl Training Center Academy, hopefully moving on to fame and fortune as both racers and idols.
Well, okay then.

I wonder if this is the most obscure anime waifu on the list? I dont know. I ask that because I know a lot of my explanations of waifu personalities are unnecessary for the very weeby B8, but I bet this time the explanation is. Basically, shes very into racing, and otherwise acts kind of aloof, but really cares deep down inside. Fine. Pretty standard stuff.

Looks-wise, she's very generically anime cute. I should note that the horsegirls have horse ears, but I couldn't find if they also have human ears. I looked and could not find a single image of the horsegirls in the show without hair over the sides of their heads.

The interesting element to this waifu is that she technically qualifies as an athlete, right? Thats a difficult waifu job to rate. Real life athletes basically have a job until theyre in their mid-thirties at best, then if theyre lucky become spokespersons for weird products. But I guess Suzukas an anime athlete whos like the best, so presumably shes in this for the long haul, which gives her a little boost to her Girlfriendness. Because being an athlete is a cool job for a waifu, lets be clear. I guess it comes with the downside that shell probably be traveling a lot, but its not the same kind of traveling that like an adventurer would be doing. Like, Ill still be able to keep in touch with her, etc. And saying my girlfriends an Olympic runner is a pretty enormous bomb you can drop into casual conversations as well.

Honestly? I think shes up here as another artifact of my ranking system. I dont foresee a horsegirl whos dedicated to nothing except running fast being a great waifu unless you are Sonic the Hedgehog. And we know Sonic is into human women because of Sonic 06 and that hes not interested in Amy, so ladies he is available.

Sidenote: the horsegirls in the show are based on real life race horses, and Silence Suzukas counterpart broke his leg and had to be euthanized. She breaks her leg in the show, but heals up and continues racing.

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