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65. Mothra

Series: Godzilla
Nominator: Raetsel_Lapin (1/4 remaining)
Personal Familiarity: Yes
Attractiveness: 38 (136/145 tie)
Personality: 66 (40/145 tie)
Girlfriendness: 76 (28/145 tie)
Overall Waifu Score: 60
Hair: None (1/3 remaining)
Eyes: Blue (17/43 remaining)
Race: Animal (0/2 remaining)
Age: Unclear (0/5 remaining)
Medium: Film (1/3 remaining)

A lot of people are going to be sad to see Mothra drop or at least the jerks I hang out on Discord with. Mothra being this high at all is purely an artifact of the triple waifu category system, because if Id just directly assigned scores, shed have been in the bottom twenty on the grounds of being a giant moth. As an aside, Mothra dropping lowers our live-action waifu count to just two.

But Ill say this: a normal giant moth would still not have gotten this high. Moths are cool, but theyre also kind of gross up-close. Mothra is a great example of a moth because shes not gross up-close (or not up-close, but still being big enough to see all of her details from a mile away). I would say that Mothra is the second least gross moth in fiction, after Venomoth. By human standards, shes still not especially attractive, but shes definitely very cool. If a human waifu was wearing a shirt with her wings coloration, I would be completely on-board with that.

Personality-wise, what, you think being a giant moth is a problem? First off, Mothra isnt attracted to bright lights that cause her to fry herself to death, which is an attribute I expect in any quality waifu. Second, she isnt destructive and doesnt cause collateral damage except when protecting Earth from larger threats, and even then shes still the most considerate kaiju around. The only thing that actually upsets her is threatening her eggs, which is completely reasonable.

And as far as her Girlfriendness goes, you know what? I bet you thought I was going to complain that she cant speak, right? Nope. Because she has two twin Japanese girls following her around who can psychically speak for her, and they live on the island that Mothra owns. This is borderline princess territory right here, folks. Sure, it sucks that I cant fit Mothra into a car and go driving with her, and it sucks that Ill have to take an airplane and just meet her at our destination, and it sucks that shell have to go and help Godzilla fight some giant monster every two-to-three years, but dating Mothra would come with an almost immeasurable number of perks.

Overall? Mothra is among the most solid of waifus, if you are sexually attracted to giant moths.

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