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96. Lisa Lisa
(Imagine an image of Lisa Lisa Here)
Series: JoJos Bizarre Adventure
Nominator: GavsEvans123 (2/4 remaining)
Personal Familiarity: No
Attractiveness: 54 (115/145 tie)
Personality: 55 (86/145 tie)
Girlfriendness: 57 (79/145 tie)
Overall Waifu Score: 55.3
Hair: Brown (19/22 remaining)
Eyes: Blue (27/43 remaining)
Race: White (39/61 remaining)
Age: 20-29 (40/58 remaining)
Medium: Anime (18/38 remaining)

https://static.jojowiki.com/images/1/15/latest/20200523051450/Lisa_Lisa_Infobox_Manga.png

Can you believe were a third of the way through this list, and this is only the fourth brunette waifu? Very bizarre.

Ive watched a little Jojo stuff, but not enough to really say Im familiar with the series. Im a teacher, though, and my students often think I know more about memes because Im younger than all their other teachers. Usually theyre right. Once, a kid asked me if I know what Jojo is, and I had to lie to avoid things going off-topic.

So, Lisa Lisa is another victim of her series art style. I appreciate the technical competence and imagination behind the artwork, but damn if its characters arent ugly as a result. Lisa Lisa is one of the most attractive ones, and shes still hovering around average. There are things as a waifu worse than generic anime cuteness.

Personality, shes a not-really-stoic, graceful combatant. Most of what I found and read about her is from Josephs perspective, so I wouldnt have minded a more neutral reading of her than her student and son? But its fine.

You know what? I can immediately tell that I overrated her Girlfriendness. I dont know what I was thinking when I originally did this, but I failed to account for her being a wanted fugitive. I know I wasnt really counting her adventurer status against her, because shes not really an adventurer and she has a semi-normal life pre-zombie murderers, but the fugitive status should have counted against her. My mistake!