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TopicDo you wipe your butt sitting or standing??
MeteoricBurst
01/24/21 2:50:03 PM
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DrCidd posted...
Neither, really. I get up from the toilet seat straight into the athletic stance. And I wipe from that position (first with some dry TP to handle the chernobyl tier fallout) and then I follow up with wet wipes, and then a once over with more dry TP so I don't have a moist hole afterwards.

Forgot to mention. I wipe front to back. That way I don't get poo on my balls.

Almost the same here. I get up but only to then get into the low squat position for easy access. I use dry paper first then damp, then dry again. Not wipes because they can clog your toilet. Not like this circus I go through really matters since I always time my shits before I shower. So after all that redundant ritual, I then go wash my ass properly anyways.


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