Poll of the Day > Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing??

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jonathonbrad 01/24/21 10:12:02 AM #1:	Give details plz. Asking for a friend. --- North Korea Sucks <cite>jonathonbrad posted [p:949859210] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>Give details plz. Asking for a friend. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
faramir77 01/24/21 10:40:04 AM #2:	Sitting, technically. I squat over the bowl with my feet on the toilet seat. I have a cordless drill with a roll of toilet paper attached to it, and I use that to wipe. You need to aim it correctly so that as the drill bit spins, the toilet paper unravels and fires directly into the bowl after wiping my ass. --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk -- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. -- <cite>faramir77 posted [p:949859801] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>Sitting, technically. I squat over the bowl with my feet on the toilet seat. I have a cordless drill with a roll of toilet paper attached to it, and I use that to wipe. You need to aim it correctly so that as the drill bit spins, the toilet paper unravels and fires directly into the bowl after wiping my ass. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kind9 01/24/21 10:41:21 AM #3:	I think if you wipe while standing then you've failed potty training. --- https://imgur.com/NkZUeFd <cite>kind9 posted [p:949859841] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>I think if you wipe while standing then you've failed potty training. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 01/24/21 10:49:32 AM #4:	Shitting --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "Far-Queue is probably one of the least troll-like of the posters here." - LinkPizza <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:949860019] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>Shitting </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eating4fun 01/24/21 11:04:58 AM #5:	kind9 posted... I think if you wipe while standing then you've failed potty training. I think if you think people clench their butt cheeks together when they stand up with a poopy butthole, then youve failed potty training --- Your palace may last forever, but my yurt can go anywhere. <cite>eating4fun posted [p:949860423] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>kind9 posted... </cite> <quote>I think if you wipe while standing then you've failed potty training.</quote> I think if you think people clench their butt cheeks together when they stand up with a poopy butthole, then youve failed potty training </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kind9 01/24/21 11:08:05 AM #6:	eating4fun posted... I think if you think people clench their butt cheeks together when they stand up with a poopy butthole, then youve failed potty training Well whenever I do it I get shit everywhere. --- https://imgur.com/NkZUeFd <cite>kind9 posted [p:949860497] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>eating4fun posted... </cite> <quote>I think if you think people clench their butt cheeks together when they stand up with a poopy butthole, then youve failed potty training</quote>Well whenever I do it I get shit everywhere. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 01/24/21 11:21:46 AM #7:	I have a special poop harness that raises me about two feet above the toilet. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:949860819] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>I have a special poop harness that raises me about two feet above the toilet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 01/24/21 11:32:03 AM #8:	Sitting. I can get the paper right up my arse crack that way and I'm lazy. Although I do pee while standing unless shitting so I'm not that lazy. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:949861072] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>Sitting. I can get the paper right up my arse crack that way and I'm lazy. Although I do pee while standing unless shitting so I'm not that lazy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jonathonbrad 01/24/21 11:38:06 AM #9:	I usually go straight from the sitting position and dive onto my knees and bend over at a 90 degree angle to keep my cheeks spread. Then I very carefully waddle into the shower and spray off. --- Official Gamefaqs Moderator since 2011 <cite>jonathonbrad posted [p:949861225] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>I usually go straight from the sitting position and dive onto my knees and bend over at a 90 degree angle to keep my cheeks spread. Then I very carefully waddle into the shower and spray off. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvilMegas 01/24/21 11:40:01 AM #10:	faramir77 posted... Sitting, technically. I squat over the bowl with my feet on the toilet seat. I have a cordless drill with a roll of toilet paper attached to it, and I use that to wipe. You need to aim it correctly so that as the drill bit spins, the toilet paper unravels and fires directly into the bowl after wiping my ass. This. --- Official Former King of Black People(Lost to Joe Biden) You are getting this discount. <cite>EvilMegas posted [p:949861274] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>faramir77 posted... </cite> <quote>Sitting, technically. I squat over the bowl with my feet on the toilet seat. I have a cordless drill with a roll of toilet paper attached to it, and I use that to wipe. You need to aim it correctly so that as the drill bit spins, the toilet paper unravels and fires directly into the bowl after wiping my ass.</quote>This. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 01/24/21 12:41:59 PM #11:	I use superior Japanese engineering to have cold water shot straight at my b-hole. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:949862975] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>I use superior Japanese engineering to have cold water shot straight at my b-hole. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabinogiFan 01/24/21 12:46:01 PM #12:	Standing. No idea how people can do it sitting. <cite>MabinogiFan posted [p:949863090] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>Standing. No idea how people can do it sitting. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrCidd 01/24/21 1:50:33 PM #13:	Neither, really. I get up from the toilet seat straight into the athletic stance. And I wipe from that position (first with some dry TP to handle the chernobyl tier fallout) and then I follow up with wet wipes, and then a once over with more dry TP so I don't have a moist hole afterwards. Forgot to mention. I wipe front to back. That way I don't get poo on my balls. --- I used to think my brain was my favorite part of my body...Then I realized what was making me think that! <cite>DrCidd posted [p:949865029] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>Neither, really. I get up from the toilet seat straight into the athletic stance. And I wipe from that position (first with some dry TP to handle the chernobyl tier fallout) and then I follow up with wet wipes, and then a once over with more dry TP so I don't have a moist hole afterwards. Forgot to mention. I wipe front to back. That way I don't get poo on my balls. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 01/24/21 1:51:00 PM #14:	Sarcasthma posted... I use superior Japanese engineering to have cold water shot straight at my b-hole. Cold? Definitely not doing it the Japanese way, then. If you were doing it right, the water would feel like resting on a warm cloud, and there's be Jpop music playing and a light show. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:949865037] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sarcasthma posted...</cite> <quote>I use superior Japanese engineering to have cold water shot straight at my b-hole.</quote> Cold? Definitely not doing it the Japanese way, then. If you were doing it right, the water would feel like resting on a warm cloud, and there's be Jpop music playing and a light show.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JigsawTDC 01/24/21 1:54:42 PM #15:	I just lower bum a little further to give it a dip in the water. Wash away all the ick. No wiping necessary! <cite>JigsawTDC posted [p:949865148] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>I just lower bum a little further to give it a dip in the water. Wash away all the ick. No wiping necessary! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TaKun782 01/24/21 2:33:45 PM #16:	Well, when you get up, you have to keep them cheeks spread like as if someone was tossing your salad. <cite>TaKun782 posted [p:949866427] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>Well, when you get up, you have to keep them cheeks spread like as if someone was tossing your salad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TaKun782 01/24/21 2:36:01 PM #17:	Sarcasthma posted... I use superior Japanese engineering to have cold water shot straight at my b-hole. True...however.. no matter how clean as a whistle that butt hole may be after a good swish and swash. Your butt hole would aways come out feeling like a soggy wet moist butt hole. <cite>TaKun782 posted [p:949866494] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>Sarcasthma posted... </cite> <quote>I use superior Japanese engineering to have cold water shot straight at my b-hole.</quote> True...however.. no matter how clean as a whistle that butt hole may be after a good swish and swash. Your butt hole would aways come out feeling like a soggy wet moist butt hole. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MeteoricBurst 01/24/21 2:50:03 PM #18:	DrCidd posted... Neither, really. I get up from the toilet seat straight into the athletic stance. And I wipe from that position (first with some dry TP to handle the chernobyl tier fallout) and then I follow up with wet wipes, and then a once over with more dry TP so I don't have a moist hole afterwards. Forgot to mention. I wipe front to back. That way I don't get poo on my balls. Almost the same here. I get up but only to then get into the low squat position for easy access. I use dry paper first then damp, then dry again. Not wipes because they can clog your toilet. Not like this circus I go through really matters since I always time my shits before I shower. So after all that redundant ritual, I then go wash my ass properly anyways. --- "I had no choice but to choose the DLC." - Junichi Masuda <cite>MeteoricBurst posted [p:949866914] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>DrCidd posted... </cite> <quote>Neither, really. I get up from the toilet seat straight into the athletic stance. And I wipe from that position (first with some dry TP to handle the chernobyl tier fallout) and then I follow up with wet wipes, and then a once over with more dry TP so I don't have a moist hole afterwards. Forgot to mention. I wipe front to back. That way I don't get poo on my balls.</quote> Almost the same here. I get up but only to then get into the low squat position for easy access. I use dry paper first then damp, then dry again. Not wipes because they can clog your toilet. Not like this circus I go through really matters since I always time my shits before I shower. So after all that redundant ritual, I then go wash my ass properly anyways. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 01/24/21 3:11:45 PM #19:	MabinogiFan posted... Standing. No idea how people can do it sitting. Same thing as you do while standing only not standing. Seems too much effort to stand when wiping. DrCidd posted... Forgot to mention. I wipe front to back. That way I don't get poo on my balls. Same. Probably the best way to do it. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:949867630] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>MabinogiFan posted... </cite> <quote>Standing. No idea how people can do it sitting.</quote> Same thing as you do while standing only not standing. Seems too much effort to stand when wiping. DrCidd posted... </cite> <quote>Forgot to mention. I wipe front to back. That way I don't get poo on my balls.</quote> Same. Probably the best way to do it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrCidd 01/24/21 3:12:18 PM #20:	MeteoricBurst posted... Almost the same here. I get up but only to then get into the low squat position for easy access. I use dry paper first then damp, then dry again. Not wipes because they can clog your toilet. Not like this circus I go through really matters since I always time my shits before I shower. So after all that redundant ritual, I then go wash my ass properly anyways. It's probably not very sanitary, but I use a waste basket. Considering I dug my own septic system by hand, I'm not too keen on filling it up quicker. The only thing that gets flushed down my toilet is human waste. Then again. I'm pretty environmentally friendly. Not for any conscious reasons, but I recycle all my cardboard and alluminum into things I can use, alluminum ingots, cardboard 'fuel bricks'. Working on something for glass at the moment. But I digress. don't want to derail. --- I used to think my brain was my favorite part of my body...Then I realized what was making me think that! <cite>DrCidd posted [p:949867654] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>MeteoricBurst posted... </cite> <quote>Almost the same here. I get up but only to then get into the low squat position for easy access. I use dry paper first then damp, then dry again. Not wipes because they can clog your toilet. Not like this circus I go through really matters since I always time my shits before I shower. So after all that redundant ritual, I then go wash my ass properly anyways.</quote> It's probably not very sanitary, but I use a waste basket. Considering I dug my own septic system by hand, I'm not too keen on filling it up quicker. The only thing that gets flushed down my toilet is human waste. Then again. I'm pretty environmentally friendly. Not for any conscious reasons, but I recycle all my cardboard and alluminum into things I can use, alluminum ingots, cardboard 'fuel bricks'. Working on something for glass at the moment. But I digress. don't want to derail. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman 01/24/21 3:18:40 PM #21:	MabinogiFan posted... Standing. No idea how people can do it sitting. This --- Fervent appearing <cite>masticatingman posted [p:949867916] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>MabinogiFan posted... </cite> <quote>Standing. No idea how people can do it sitting.</quote>This </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 01/24/21 5:23:26 PM #22:	ParanoidObsessive posted... Cold? Definitely not doing it the Japanese way, then. If you were doing it right, the water would feel like resting on a warm cloud, and there's be Jpop music playing and a light show. I couldnt afford that option. TaKun782 posted... True...however.. no matter how clean as a whistle that butt hole may be after a good swish and swash. Your butt hole would aways come out feeling like a soggy wet moist butt hole. Yeah, its great! --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:949873215] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>ParanoidObsessive posted... </cite> <quote>Cold? Definitely not doing it the Japanese way, then. If you were doing it right, the water would feel like resting on a warm cloud, and there's be Jpop music playing and a light show.</quote>I couldnt afford that option. TaKun782 posted... </cite> <quote>True...however.. no matter how clean as a whistle that butt hole may be after a good swish and swash. Your butt hole would aways come out feeling like a soggy wet moist butt hole.</quote>Yeah, its great! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SirPikachu 01/24/21 5:33:37 PM #23:	Half standing, I don't stand all the way up straight, but I have to get my ass off the toilet seat. I just can't reach in there and get it good enough if I'm still on the seat. --- 3DS FC: 4656 9282 1616 Everyone call me elf monster <cite>SirPikachu posted [p:949873600] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>Half standing, I don't stand all the way up straight, but I have to get my ass off the toilet seat. I just can't reach in there and get it good enough if I'm still on the seat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 01/31/21 12:39:26 PM #24:	Sitting. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:950120729] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>Sitting. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blu 01/31/21 12:44:05 PM #25:	either <cite>blu posted [p:950120896] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>either </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 01/31/21 12:48:34 PM #26:	I float --- YOU control the numbers of leches. -Sal Vulcano <cite>Mead posted [p:950121034] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>I float </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
argonautweakend 01/31/21 12:49:58 PM #27:	I do it sitting. I had no idea people did it standing. I can't see any real benefit to standing but alas i have never tried. <cite>argonautweakend posted [p:950121082] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>I do it sitting. I had no idea people did it standing. I can't see any real benefit to standing but alas i have never tried. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokchan 01/31/21 1:02:15 PM #29:	I pooped a corn but I having had corn in like 3 months. : --- Salty girl looking for cutie to crush the muffin. <cite>Lokchan posted [p:950121446] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>I pooped a corn but I having had corn in like 3 months. : </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bugmeat 01/31/21 1:09:21 PM #30:	Sitting. I spread my legs, lift my balls with my left hand, reach in and wipe with my right hand, going back to front. Much more convenient than standing up to wipe. --- "Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell." <cite>Bugmeat posted [p:950121692] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>Sitting. I spread my legs, lift my balls with my left hand, reach in and wipe with my right hand, going back to front. Much more convenient than standing up to wipe. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synthotron 01/31/21 8:54:52 PM #31:	Sitting. --- sing while you may! <cite>synthotron posted [p:950137231] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>Sitting. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 01/31/21 9:14:47 PM #32:	When you have the 3 seashells, neither. --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:950138015] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>When you have the 3 seashells, neither. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Action53 02/01/21 5:50:19 AM #33:	We recently got a bidet, idk how we lived without it. It's so amazing that I switched from pooping exclusively at work to pooping almost exclusively at home --- Serve the public trust. Protect the innocent. Uphold the law. <cite>Action53 posted [p:950149862] in Do you wip... [t:79257077]...</cite> <quote>We recently got a bidet, idk how we lived without it. It's so amazing that I switched from pooping exclusively at work to pooping almost exclusively at home </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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