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51: LIAM LYNCH - UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1zvhJRIM7M

Nominator: paulg235 (2/15)

Initial Score: 51.06 [#374]
Revised Score: 97.49 [#32]
Final Score: 94.50 [#51]

(First Thoughts: Fairly low on my list of novelty songs, but worth a brief chuckle or two.)

This is the absolute dumbest reason Ive ever given a song an insanely high score, but I practically died laughing as soon as there was a pool table in the video.

I honestly didnt remember any songs featuring a pool table when I went on that rather unhinged....whatever the heck that was earlier, but somehow Paul has broken the spacetime continuum and given me a music video featuring a pool table before I started rambling about such things .

I am now convinced that Paul is a time traveling warlock who only uses his powers in the most pointless ways possible and I have to respect that.

[Later: I was going to accuse the person who nominated Three Lions of also being a time traveling warlock, only to realize that that person was ALSO you.

-o.o-

I hadnt even started watching Series 9 of Taskmaster when the nomination period opened or mentioned the show anywhere on the board and yet you SOMEHOW happened to pick a song that would become incredibly relevant? Uh huh.

Like how you just happened to nominate a song featuring a pool table before that became this topics meme.

...Im onto you, warlock.]

[Still Later: *plays Watch Dogs: Legion and Three Lions beings playing*

....

*narrows eyes* Im watching you.]

[Final Thoughts: It is awfully tempting to let this song get first place and turn this entire topic into one long brick joke about pool tables, but even I have limits. This was a perfectly timed joke that I loved, but its not really a first place joke.]

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