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You're abdcuted by aliens who have a powerful biological weapon pointed at Earth on their spaceship.

A large alien is holding you in the air like you were a pillow as it says:

"We've watched the human race and seen nothing but petty violence and cruelty. People eating sweetmeats in huge buildings while those around them starve, prejudice and persecution, injustice and suffering. Superstition and war. Yours is a savage childlike race that only seems to get worse as it advances. We've decided that it's in the best interests of the universe if humanity ceases to be but we offer you as representative of your race, one chance to change our minds.

Give us one single reason not to destroy you all or watch your people fall to oblivion. You are the first and last human to be given the oppotunity to justify yourself...Well... Technically the second... but the first didn't work out."

Then you see a Chinese baby crawling acrossthe floor.

"Probably shouldn't have chosen a human at random....It just seemed the fairest way to do it... Anyway give us a reason or accept condemnation!"



What do you say?

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^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
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