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UnfairRepresent 01/13/21 9:18:07 PM #1: |
You're abdcuted by aliens who have a powerful biological weapon pointed at Earth on their spaceship.
A large alien is holding you in the air like you were a pillow as it says: "We've watched the human race and seen nothing but petty violence and cruelty. People eating sweetmeats in huge buildings while those around them starve, prejudice and persecution, injustice and suffering. Superstition and war. Yours is a savage childlike race that only seems to get worse as it advances. We've decided that it's in the best interests of the universe if humanity ceases to be but we offer you as representative of your race, one chance to change our minds. Give us one single reason not to destroy you all or watch your people fall to oblivion. You are the first and last human to be given the oppotunity to justify yourself...Well... Technically the second... but the first didn't work out." Then you see a Chinese baby crawling acrossthe floor. "Probably shouldn't have chosen a human at random....It just seemed the fairest way to do it... Anyway give us a reason or accept condemnation!" What do you say? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Orestes417 01/13/21 9:19:14 PM #2: |
Push the button in the next 30 seconds and I'll teach you how to make pizza on the way to your planet.
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voldothegr8 01/13/21 9:20:57 PM #3: |
We do butt stuff
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Ving_Rhames 01/13/21 9:21:47 PM #4: |
"We'll do it ourselves soon enough, why not let us be a lesson to other civilizations on what not to be? A sophisticated and superior species like your own shouldn't waste their effort or time on something as insignificant as humanity."
Of course, if they're aliens they probably wont fall for reverse psychology ego stroking so my ploy to buy us however long it takes us to naturally kill ourselves (we will lol) probly wont work. --- the real Irving Rameses https://imgur.com/A7f6F9h ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EnvoyOfTheLight 01/13/21 9:23:00 PM #5: |
If they have the resources to wipe out our civilization, then they have the resources to help us get past the bullshit state we're in now.
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Dark_SilverX 01/13/21 9:23:14 PM #6: |
Humanity is great at twerking, so please don't destroy it.
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SSJ2GrimReaper 01/13/21 9:24:43 PM #7: |
We have strawberry shortcake
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ArchNemo 01/13/21 9:25:38 PM #8: |
"I'll suck your dick"
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BloodMoon7 01/13/21 9:28:46 PM #9: |
"Bitch y'all some stupid fucks if you need a second opinion"
*slams the button myself* --- I just want to restore this world back to the natural. Bring order to this broken reality. To the way it should have been, all those many years ago. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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specialkid8 01/13/21 9:31:03 PM #10: |
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Strider102 01/13/21 9:38:33 PM #11: |
"Honestly, I can't give you a good reason. Do what you have to do."
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Hexenherz 01/13/21 9:41:38 PM #12: |
Wouldn't destroying us make the aliens no better than humans though?
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Alexanaxela 01/13/21 9:48:06 PM #14: |
"jerry? Is that you? Man I havent seen you since college how's the wife and kids!?"
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andri_g 01/13/21 9:48:30 PM #15: |
Hexenherz posted...
Wouldn't destroying us make the aliens no better than humans though?Except they could claim "We were provoked" after. Where's a dashcam when you need one? --- '~' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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samurai bandit 01/13/21 9:52:35 PM #16: |
"You can livestream humanity stupidity as a free comedy reality show"
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Hexenherz 01/13/21 10:49:14 PM #17: |
andri_g posted...
Except they could claim "We were provoked" after. Where's a dashcam when you need one?we got tiktok --- FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) | RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TopKEKIeon 01/13/21 10:51:38 PM #18: |
"I got nothing. Fire at will."
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Delta_Force 01/13/21 10:53:45 PM #19: |
"Bitch I have my own button. Let me show you how it's done."
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ZeroX91 01/13/21 10:57:11 PM #20: |
Why do you care? we gonna drownd in our own trash before we can cause any problems off world. Just enjoy the shit show.
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