LogFAQs > #949424937

Self checkout as long as there's not a long line. I used to be a cashier and I'm better at scanning and bagging than the general grocery store employee. Like that meme of Ron Swanson at the hardware store saying "I know more than you." If there's a long line at self checkout I'll opt for a normal line because the average consumer is not faster than the average cashier. In fact, many of them are stupid and don't understand basic, simple, and intuitive concepts. Managing a self checkout line in the past and being a cashier in general really exemplified how many oblivious idiots are out there.

Edit: Also, if I feel like shoplifting a little bit that day it's exponentially easier doing so through self checkout.