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https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/mike-tyson-says-the-russian-government-used-to-have-armed- security-follow-him-around-nightclubs-with-ak47s-and-scare-off-women-this-is-not-happening.html/

Mike Tyson lived a wild party life in his prime. With hundreds of millions in his bank account and a nihilistic attitude, he would travel the world with his friends, buying $7 million diamond necklaces and seducing women.
However, he would always run into tough times when he visited Russia. Because his profile was so large, the Russian government would make armed security guards follow him around, everywhere he went. The intimidating mencarrying automatic weaponsunfortunately frightened away all of the women Tyson was interested in.

"If I go to Russia, right, I go to Russia, I dont mind if theres an entouragethey got M16s, AK47s, Tyson said. And Id say, Listen, the girls are not going to come over here if you have the guns, could you guys just put the guns in the car? So I dont even go out with the Russians. Bulletproof cars, yeah, were in bulletproof cars! This is not fun! They dont wanna hang out with us, we got all these guns and these mean-looking fing Russians. They dont wanna hang out with us.

What you think ladies? Wouldn't you want to ride with a rich guy in a bulletproof car surrounded by machine guns?