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Nazanir posted...

So Phil has been playing CoD again, and even though he was using the new controller, he was still clicking the right thumbstick.

Could it be that in his panic he keeps smashing down on it?

Fuck no, this is Phil and nothing is ever his fault.

Do you know whose fault it is though?

Genetics.

Yes, you heard it right. You see, his grandfather had really larger "Sylvanio thumbs", which he gave to his mom, which she gave to Phil. Phil's thumbs are larger/wider thanthe average's person, coupled with the sensitivity is causing the right thumbstick clicks.

It can never be a bad habbit, or just his fault in any way or form. It is amazing the lengths he will go to avoid responsibility.

I had an uncle that did the same thing. He was really big so he would constantly click in the thumbsticks without meaning to and question the functionality of the controller. I would always use the same controller shortly after and never have any problems. I think some people are just naturally rough on the sticks and would rather blame the hardware than themselves, especially someone like Phil

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