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| Topic | If you could Date a monster which monster would you want to date? |
| ScritchOwl 11/01/20 12:47:23 AM #33: | LinkPizza posted... In the long run, mummies will probably smell better, though... Though, they are easily to break because dehydrated. Though, after a while, zombies fall apart, too... Remember they let the women rot a week or so. That way they could avoid the embalmers ra-mming her nile delta. Last thing they wanted is her waking up with a child that wasn't hers. So they guy mummy smells like wintergreen while the female smells like pinsol and the liquid beneath an arbies dumpster --- I rather go skinny dipping with a voltorb. ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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