Poll of the Day > If you could Date a monster which monster would you want to date?

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hyliangoron 10/31/20 11:42:03 AM #1:	Because why not (inspired by the poll of the day) Demon Succubus Ghost Vampire Werewolf Zombie Medusa Witch or warlock Minotaur Something else that isn't human comment Because why not (inspired by the poll of the day) - Results (100 votes) Demon 5% (5 votes) 5 Succubus 33% (33 votes) 33 Ghost 3% (3 votes) 3 Vampire 15% (15 votes) 15 Werewolf 4% (4 votes) 4 Zombie 0% (0 votes) 0 Medusa 4% (4 votes) 4 Witch or warlock 25% (25 votes) 25 Minotaur 5% (5 votes) 5 Something else that isn't human comment 6% (6 votes) 6 No option for regular everyday humans sips coffee ~~I bet succubus is going to get the most votes.~~ --- Supporting:primid (smash), the real Ganon(loz), Matthew(or gs in general), Spyro(<--), Nightmare(sc), palico(Monster Hunter), Tales of(in general), and more. <cite>hyliangoron posted [p:946535165] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote> Because why not (inspired by the poll of the day) Demon Succubus Ghost Vampire Werewolf Zombie Medusa Witch or warlock Minotaur Something else that isn't human comment Vote View Results Because why not (inspired by the poll of the day) - Results (100 votes) Demon 5% (5 votes) 5 Succubus 33% (33 votes) 33 Ghost 3% (3 votes) 3 Vampire 15% (15 votes) 15 Werewolf 4% (4 votes) 4 Zombie 0% (0 votes) 0 Medusa 4% (4 votes) 4 Witch or warlock 25% (25 votes) 25 Minotaur 5% (5 votes) 5 Something else that isn't human comment 6% (6 votes) 6 Show Voting Form No option for regular everyday humans sips coffee I bet succubus is going to get the most votes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 10/31/20 11:45:16 AM #2:	probably all of those, but ... ehhh.... r/lamia --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:946535269] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>probably all of those, but ... ehhh.... r/lamia </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 10/31/20 11:50:41 AM #3:	While I did think about a few like gay Incubus and Vampire, I decided on a hot magic man. So, a Warlock. Or Warlock. Whichever... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:946535462] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>While I did think about a few like gay Incubus and Vampire, I decided on a hot magic man. So, a Warlock. Or Warlock. Whichever...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 10/31/20 11:53:12 AM #4:	My ex-wife lol got 'er --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:946535556] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>My ex-wife lol got 'er </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Clench281 10/31/20 12:04:00 PM #5:	Werewolf is just a normal person except for roughly one night per month --- Take me for what I am -- who I was meant to be. And if you give a damn, take me baby, or leave me. <cite>Clench281 posted [p:946535912] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>Werewolf is just a normal person except for roughly one night per month </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ScritchOwl 10/31/20 12:20:23 PM #6:	Clench281 posted... Werewolf is just a normal person except for roughly one night per month Were as I am ugly for a full month. --- I rather go skinny dipping with a voltorb. <cite>ScritchOwl posted [p:946536375] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>Clench281 posted... </cite> <quote>Werewolf is just a normal person except for roughly one night per month</quote>Were as I am ugly for a full month. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 10/31/20 12:52:40 PM #7:	Succubus but not the one with the teeth down there. --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:946537455] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>Succubus but not the one with the teeth down there. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OHJOY90 10/31/20 1:00:27 PM #8:	Vampire. --- 3DS Friend Code: 3480-2661-5116 https://www.twitch.tv/ohjoy90 <cite>OHJOY90 posted [p:946537684] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>Vampire. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 10/31/20 2:41:12 PM #9:	Centaur, because they're literally hung like a horse. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:946541118] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>Centaur, because they're literally hung like a horse. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 10/31/20 3:30:57 PM #10:	Obviously everything depends on the interpretation. However, vampire is tempting because I could be turned as well. A witch could have a massive number of perks and, in theory, so could a demon (particularly if it ensures a better place in the afterlife). Genies/djinn are also tempting. idk. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:946542920] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>Obviously everything depends on the interpretation. However, vampire is tempting because I could be turned as well. A witch could have a massive number of perks and, in theory, so could a demon (particularly if it ensures a better place in the afterlife). Genies/djinn are also tempting. idk. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 10/31/20 3:37:00 PM #11:	Ive always found vampire girls kinda hot So it would be between a Succubus or a Vampire --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:946543111] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>Ive always found vampire girls kinda hot So it would be between a Succubus or a Vampire </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 10/31/20 3:58:35 PM #12:	some days im fairly certain i married a vampire so that i spoze --- I think there might be something wrong with you <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:946543934] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>some days im fairly certain i married a vampire so that i spoze </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dynalo 10/31/20 4:14:52 PM #13:	Having sex with a succubus generally doesn't end well for you, so that's out entirely imo. Witch, Vampire, and Werewolf are the only other options imo. Werewolf depends on lore, as they often lose their minds and go on homicidal rampages that they don't remember... So I don't wanna deal with that. Between the last two, I think I'd go Vampire. Then she could turn me and we'd both have powers. --- Assassins do it from behind. <cite>Dynalo posted [p:946544511] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>Having sex with a succubus generally doesn't end well for you, so that's out entirely imo. Witch, Vampire, and Werewolf are the only other options imo. Werewolf depends on lore, as they often lose their minds and go on homicidal rampages that they don't remember... So I don't wanna deal with that. Between the last two, I think I'd go Vampire. Then she could turn me and we'd both have powers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dmess85 10/31/20 4:17:17 PM #14:	Centaur ... Have you ever seen Centaurian porn? --- Previewing your message before you post is for suckers. http://www.backloggery.com/blasingame <cite>Dmess85 posted [p:946544604] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>Centaur ... Have you ever seen Centaurian porn? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ScritchOwl 10/31/20 7:33:25 PM #15:	Dmess85 posted... Centaur ... Have you ever seen Centaurian porn? Furaffinity vixentaur yeah was completely unprepared for that being a thing when I was twelve. Blame monster rancher as I was trying to figure out how to get a centaur/hybrid from the cartoon. Now as far as monster to date probably medusa, lilith or a dragonewt/lizard woman. If we are talking femmes from mtg though mirri cat warrior. Femme from science fiction Unity although that is only if she didnt catch everything from rick --- I rather go skinny dipping with a voltorb. <cite>ScritchOwl posted [p:946551476] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>Dmess85 posted... </cite> <quote>Centaur ... Have you ever seen Centaurian porn?</quote> Furaffinity vixentaur yeah was completely unprepared for that being a thing when I was twelve. Blame monster rancher as I was trying to figure out how to get a centaur/hybrid from the cartoon. Now as far as monster to date probably medusa, lilith or a dragonewt/lizard woman. If we are talking femmes from mtg though mirri cat warrior. Femme from science fiction Unity although that is only if she didnt catch everything from rick </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zareth 10/31/20 7:39:23 PM #16:	A witch, because you can do pretty much everything with magic. I figured Vampire and Succubus would be the top choices, but those suck (puns) and here's why. A succubus would literally fuck you to death. It's what they do. Vampires are immortal and everything, but they're supposed to be ice cold to the touch. Do you really want to sleep (in a coffin) with that? Not to mention you'd have to change your schedule to be up all night instead of day to hang out with them. --- It's okay, I have no idea who I am either. https://imgur.com/WOo6wcq <cite>Zareth posted [p:946551683] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>A witch, because you can do pretty much everything with magic. I figured Vampire and Succubus would be the top choices, but those suck (puns) and here's why. A succubus would literally fuck you to death. It's what they do. Vampires are immortal and everything, but they're supposed to be ice cold to the touch. Do you really want to sleep (in a coffin) with that? Not to mention you'd have to change your schedule to be up all night instead of day to hang out with them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jbomb1234 10/31/20 7:51:53 PM #17:	She Hulk --- To Punish and Enslave Barricade My PSN name is jbomb1234 <cite>jbomb1234 posted [p:946552183] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>She Hulk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChimeraBlue 10/31/20 8:03:54 PM #18:	Minotaur. hng. --- This is a signature. <cite>ChimeraBlue posted [p:946552656] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>Minotaur. hng. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TigerTycoon 10/31/20 8:09:57 PM #19:	hyliangoron posted... Medusa --- YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT! <cite>TigerTycoon posted [p:946552876] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>hyliangoron posted... </cite> <quote>Medusa</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 10/31/20 8:35:44 PM #20:	--- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:946553833] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 10/31/20 8:44:46 PM #21:	Mummies never make these classic monster lists... --- https://imgur.com/hCHZS1f <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:946554163] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>Mummies never make these classic monster lists... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dedbus 10/31/20 9:08:50 PM #22:	morrigan or cat lady from darkstalkers . <cite>dedbus posted [p:946555021] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>morrigan or cat lady from darkstalkers . </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ScritchOwl 10/31/20 10:33:38 PM #23:	I thought there would be a lot of medusa making people hard jokes --- I rather go skinny dipping with a voltorb. <cite>ScritchOwl posted [p:946557669] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>I thought there would be a lot of medusa making people hard jokes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Entity13 10/31/20 10:37:03 PM #24:	Drider please, yes, and thank you. --- http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb179/EntityXIII/entityfn7.jpg <cite>Entity13 posted [p:946557788] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>Drider please, yes, and thank you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoukaiSlayer 10/31/20 11:22:02 PM #25:	Totally depends on the version but witch can at least cast beneficial magic on me. Demon COULD be the best answer but theres a lot of interpretations of them. --- I'm ninja (you can't see me) <cite>YoukaiSlayer posted [p:946559155] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>Totally depends on the version but witch can at least cast beneficial magic on me. Demon COULD be the best answer but theres a lot of interpretations of them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hop103 10/31/20 11:28:55 PM #26:	Harpies --- "In the name of the future moon I shall punish you"-Chibi Moon <cite>Hop103 posted [p:946559377] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>Harpies</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trodi_911 11/01/20 12:02:32 AM #31:	PK_Spam posted... Mummies never make these classic monster lists... Well they are technically just wrapped up zombies. --- "What are you playing? Australian rules?" "Yeah. I'm trying to put you down under. 6 feet down under!" Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. <cite>trodi_911 posted [p:946561800] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>PK_Spam posted... </cite> <quote>Mummies never make these classic monster lists...</quote>Well they are technically just wrapped up zombies. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 11/01/20 12:06:17 AM #32:	trodi_911 posted... Well they are technically just wrapped up zombies. In the long run, mummies will probably smell better, though... Though, they are easily to break because dehydrated. Though, after a while, zombies fall apart, too... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:946561872] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>trodi_911 posted...</cite> <quote>Well they are technically just wrapped up zombies.</quote> In the long run, mummies will probably smell better, though... Though, they are easily to break because dehydrated. Though, after a while, zombies fall apart, too...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 11/01/20 12:13:33 AM #27:	Vampire preferably. Sure they could drink all my blood and I die but I also could become immortal. I'd settle for Morticia Addams though and yes she's not a Vampire but she's still hot. Ogurisama posted... Ive always found vampire girls kinda hot Same. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:946560595] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>Vampire preferably. Sure they could drink all my blood and I die but I also could become immortal. I'd settle for Morticia Addams though and yes she's not a Vampire but she's still hot. Ogurisama posted... </cite> <quote>Ive always found vampire girls kinda hot</quote> Same. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 11/01/20 12:23:11 AM #28:	captpackrat posted... Centaur, because they're literally hung like a horse. Wouldn't they probably killed you, though? I remember hearing about a guy that died from getting fucked my a horse. And I think it was the cock that did it... Oh, and something about them being bad or something... Zareth posted... Not to mention you'd have to change your schedule to be up all night instead of day to hang out with them. That's not really a problem for night owls like me. At one point, I was even working the night shift at work... PK_Spam posted... Mummies never make these classic monster lists... Probably because most people think of mummies as the classic dehydrated corpse wrapped in toilet paper looking linen cloth. But I guess if they could do stuff like they did in the mummy film where they could turn back into themselves (and were hot enough), if would make sense to use them... But classically, they were probably thinking on the dried-up corpse... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:946560837] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>captpackrat posted...</cite> <quote>Centaur, because they're literally hung like a horse.</quote> Wouldn't they probably killed you, though? I remember hearing about a guy that died from getting fucked my a horse. And I think it was the cock that did it... Oh, and something about them being bad or something... Zareth posted...</cite> <quote>Not to mention you'd have to change your schedule to be up all night instead of day to hang out with them.</quote> That's not really a problem for night owls like me. At one point, I was even working the night shift at work... PK_Spam posted...</cite> <quote>Mummies never make these classic monster lists... </quote> Probably because most people think of mummies as the classic dehydrated corpse wrapped in toilet paper looking linen cloth. But I guess if they could do stuff like they did in the mummy film where they could turn back into themselves (and were hot enough), if would make sense to use them... But classically, they were probably thinking on the dried-up corpse...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jen0125 11/01/20 12:35:53 AM #30:	A warlock --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:946561118] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>A warlock </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ScritchOwl 11/01/20 12:47:23 AM #33:	LinkPizza posted... In the long run, mummies will probably smell better, though... Though, they are easily to break because dehydrated. Though, after a while, zombies fall apart, too... Remember they let the women rot a week or so. That way they could avoid the embalmers ra-mming her nile delta. Last thing they wanted is her waking up with a child that wasn't hers. So they guy mummy smells like wintergreen while the female smells like pinsol and the liquid beneath an arbies dumpster --- I rather go skinny dipping with a voltorb. <cite>ScritchOwl posted [p:946562778] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>LinkPizza posted... </cite> <quote>In the long run, mummies will probably smell better, though... Though, they are easily to break because dehydrated. Though, after a while, zombies fall apart, too...</quote> Remember they let the women rot a week or so. That way they could avoid the embalmers ra-mming her nile delta. Last thing they wanted is her waking up with a child that wasn't hers. So they guy mummy smells like wintergreen while the female smells like pinsol and the liquid beneath an arbies dumpster </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 11/01/20 12:55:05 AM #34:	ScritchOwl posted... Remember they let the women rot a week or so. That way they could avoid the embalmers ra-mming her nile delta. Last thing they wanted is her waking up with a child that wasn't hers. So they guy mummy smells like wintergreen while the female smells like pinsol and the liquid beneath an arbies dumpster Maybe at first. But they remove the organs, which apparently cause most of the rotting smells. And they still dehydrate them. Zombies will continually rot. For weeks and weeks, and months and months. Also, they do smell musty, but not rotting, at least... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:946562953] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>ScritchOwl posted...</cite> <quote>Remember they let the women rot a week or so. That way they could avoid the embalmers ra-mming her nile delta. Last thing they wanted is her waking up with a child that wasn't hers. So they guy mummy smells like wintergreen while the female smells like pinsol and the liquid beneath an arbies dumpster </quote> Maybe at first. But they remove the organs, which apparently cause most of the rotting smells. And they still dehydrate them. Zombies will continually rot. For weeks and weeks, and months and months. Also, they do smell musty, but not rotting, at least...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hyliangoron 11/01/20 9:50:54 AM #35:	Closing topic in 5 Also succubus wins I called it! --- Supporting:primid (smash), the real Ganon(loz), Matthew(or gs in general), Spyro(<--), Nightmare(sc), palico(Monster Hunter), Tales of(in general), and more. <cite>hyliangoron posted [p:946571239] in If you cou... [t:79075979]...</cite> <quote>Closing topic in 5 Also succubus wins I called it! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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