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TopicI'm going to watch a Horror Movie every day in October
PrivateBiscuit1
10/30/20 6:40:34 PM
#377:


DAY 30.2: Texas Chainsaw (3D)
On Hulu

Fuck this movie.

This picks up after the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre and they kill the entire redneck clan of horrible monsters who torture and kill people to tell the story of a girl who inherited the mansion and takes a roadtrip with her friends and older Leatherface is there too with a chainsaw.

Seriously, fuck this movie. They try to make LEATHERFACE a hero. I get that people are like "Oh he only kills when he's scared" which I don't prescribe to since he chases a girl with a chainsaw for like an hour in the original, but how the fuck do you have the STONES to try to make Leatherface a hero?

This is like the movie ACAB before ACAB. They do everything in their power to make you think the terrible, awful, redneck serial killer is a hero from making his whole family die, making a family member instantly fall in love with him, and having cops be dicks TO THE HORRIBLE MURDER MAN.

Like fuck. It's just insulting. Completely insulting. This man and his family were horrible, deplorable pieces of shit to the nth degree. You can't even begin to defend their actions in the original movie. They're MONSTERS. And we're supposed to feel bad for them. Like fuck you they kill random people, cut them up, eat them, play with dead bodies.

And then the protagonist watches him KILL HER FRIENDS ONE BY ONE. Yeah, two of her friends are complete pieces of shit, but the movie makes it clear she doesn't know that and never finds out, so why is she suddenly okay with murder man killing the people closest to her in her life?

Who is the fucking idiot who thought this was a good idea? It's inexcusable. And to make it worse, they add in drama with the police, have scenes in large crowds, running around in the city, subterfuge--fuck give us redneck murder family. Why are we conflating all this shit in the movie? Do you guys even REMEMBER the movie? You have to, because you did a montage of it at the start of this film!

There's maybe one or two good scenes in here too and it's all really just who gives a fuck. It's awful. It's bad. And it just spits in the face of the franchise.

Rating: 1/10

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