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TopicI want to jump onto your penis!
wolfy42
10/28/20 8:24:40 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
It's complicated.

Brief version:

IBC was a queen of winter, she had a crown of ice and everything. Winter therefore, was a fan, and got along with her well. IBC started posting arousing pictures though and heated up the board a bunch, kinda like global warming of PoTD, and her crown melted (basically she was wet).

Winter was like meh, it's getting hot in here, and started taking off all his clothes. That was pretty much cool with IBC, she seems pretty down for nudity, but while removing his clothes Winter fell over and squished her rabbit.

IBC had a cute fluffy rabbit named spike (named after the vampire in buffy). Spike was her favorite pet and she loved him, so when winter fell on spike and killed him, she was very upset. Luckily Spike took after his namesake and became a vampire rabbit and promptly bit Winter in revenge.

Winter didn't become a vampire but it hurt like hell (you don't even wanna know where the rabbit bit him), and so now he basically wants to jump on peoples penis because his has become deflated via vamp rabbit.

All is not lost though, since IBC's rabbit is doing fine, basically it seems mostly like Winter is just a bit cooler towards IBC over all, and nobody really knows how she feels about him right now. Meanwhile spike is currently playing a game of among us with POTD posters and knocking us off randomly for fun.

I being a wolf, am pretty safe (also I'm part vampire since I generally prefer staying up all night). Also I generally like rabbits anyway (except the ones that eat my leather coats, but I don't have a leather coat anymore). I tend to like both IBC and Winter so maybe some day I can act as a mediator between them and everything will go back to normal.

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