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OK!! Lets do the math.

First, I believe you can basically use a blender to make slim jims edible by babies, but, it might actually kill the baby if you JUST feed it slim jims, so lets say for the first year you give the baby significantly less slim jims and mix the paste in with apples etc.

Lets also just go for a straight 100 years. I know, you could probably have someone live longer if you had a large number of people who you forced to eat slim jims their whole life, maybe one would live past 100 years, but, also, I don't think eating just slim jims will actually be very healthy, so 100 years may be a stretch.

Finally factoring in the first year, lets say you only eat half as many slim jims through age 10 compared to how many you eat for the rest of your life. That means 95 years of eating slim jims. If we really really wanna go all out though, we could say we have 100,000 people that we try this experiment on, and one of em lives for 105 years...which gives us a flat 100 year again making the numbers easier.

Ok now we have the years, but...how many slim jims will they eat per year. Well lets look at the calories per slim jim. For a man, it says 2500 is healthy, but....we will have our test subjects working out constantly (also taking suplimental vitamins), so we can go with 3000 calories per day. Each slim jim is 60 calories. So that means 50 slim jims per day (thats a good 2+ slim jims per hour if you never slept, and eating that many slim jims,.....you might never sleep).

Anyway that gives us a straight up number of slim jims per year with 50 per day times 365 days. We do have to factor in the extra 1 day every 4 years though (So 26 extra days total) but we can do that later.

That comes out to 18250 per year, multiplied by 100 years is 1,825,000 slim jims + 26 days extra times 50 is 1300 more.

So your total consumed slim jims over that life would be 1,826,300 slim jims.

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