LogFAQs > #945865053

It's night time now. Arthur knows the restaurant is closed, and either his mother got away or was sexed up by a disease-infested slut.

Arthur: I guess it's best just to get home. Damn it, if only Muffy weren't such a bitch.

Arthur begins to walk home. Halfway there, he runs into Binky and his bully friends.

Binky: Oh, hey, Arthur. What's up? You look pissed at something.

Arthur: Francine most likely just had sex with my mom.

Binky: That's pretty hot.

Arthur: Now I know how Buster feels...which was the real point of his plan all along. But dammit, I just hate for him to win. He did this to my mom on purpose. I only did his mom because she came onto ME.

Binky: Really? You did his mom? No fucking way!

Bully 1: Yeah, I've been trying to tap that for years.

Arthur: She caught me looking at her rack and it just went from there.

Bully 1: I've looked at a bunch of racks. I never get any.

Binky: Damn. So Buster sent Francine to do your mom to get back at you for doing his mom?

Arthur: Pretty much, yeah. I was trying to get to the restaurant where they were and stop them but it's too late.

Binky: Well, there's only one thing left to do then. Beat down Buster's punk ass.

Arthur: I would like to, but I'm not up to it right now. I'm just gonna go home and get some sleep.

Binky: If you say so, man. But whenever you decide to get back at him you come get us.

Arthur: I will, thanks.

Arthur arrives home and looks for his mom. He only finds his dad watching TV.

Arthur: Dad, has mom come home yet?

Mr. Read: No. She's probably still out discussing economical garbage trucks with Mr. Frensky.

Arthur: Uh...huh.

Arthur climbs upstairs and heads to his room. D.W. stands in her doorway, hands on hips.

D.W.: There you are, Arthur! What were you doing out so late!? Do I have to tell Dad!?

Arthur: D.W., just hurry up and change your name to 'Butch' so we can all rest. Jesus.

Arthur slams his door. He climbs into bed and goes to sleep. The next morning he comes downstairs for breakfast, his mom still nowhere in sight. His dad is on the phone asking of her whereabouts. Arthur sits down with his oatmeal and glances at the newspaper.

He spits his oatmeal out all over the floor and Pal comes up and eats it. His eyes are fixed on the newspaper's headline: "LAKEWOOD ELEMENTARY TEACHER FOUND DEAD BY STRANGULATION". He continues to read, getting to a line that says, "There was plenty of DNA evidence, from fingerprints to blood and other bodily fluids found on the corpse. The DNA is currently being analyzed and a list of suspects is being drawn up."

Arthur: Son of a...

He drops his oatmeal and runs outside.