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Luuke Skywalker
Yeah, whatever. Evil Luke clone goes insane. Fine. It's a mildly clever way to resolve Mara Jade's neural programming thing where she has to kill Luke, so she instead kills the clone.

Death Star II Assault
I criticized TFA for just reusing old ideas, but boy oh boy, George Lucas is not innocent, either. The idea of another Death Star is really pushing it. At least he had the decency to make the Rebel fleet like a large fleet of powerful ships rather than fighter jets, so it's not quite the same thing visually. And we go through the innards of the incomplete Death Star, yeah. It's fine, but there should have been something new.

Star Wars: The (Totally) Phantom Menace
I saw this years ago when it first came out. It's great. I say this as someone who knows **** all about swords.

Yarael Poof
The second I looked him up on Google, I closed the tab. You could have just said "long neck guy," because that's all he is. He serves perfectly well as a weird alien who shows up in the Jedi Council scenes. He has no actual personality, but his mere presence implies a greater galaxy of weird aliens. Perfectly fine.

Chewbacca
RRAAGGGHHHH. That's all this character is. Look, I like Chewbacca as much as anyone else, but he's definitely the most pointless main character in the franchise. He's just Han's sasquatch buddy who roars a lot and sometimes laughs in a funny way. Everyone likes Chewbacca because there's nothing to really dislike.

I guess Chewbacca met Yoda in RotS, right? And Han can understand him? Do you think that after Han told Luke the Force isn't real, Chewbacca took Han aside and said "No, Han, I met Yoda twenty years ago. He was a Jedi, and we fought alongside each other against clone troopers. The Jedi were absolutely real, you need to open up a history book."

Coruscant
Let it never be said that George Lucas only stole from Dune. He also stole from Foundation, because Coruscant is just a less well-thought-out version of Trantor.

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Star Trek
The Force
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
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Death Star
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You're My Only Hope
Yoda
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Millennium Falcon
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Luke vs Vader Duel (Bespin)
Mr. Plinkett Star Wars Reviews
Hand of Thrawn Trilogy
TIE Fighter
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Baby Yoda
Star Wars Ep 1: Jedi Party
Duel of the Fates

The Force is Strong with This One
Force Lightning
Grand Moff Tarkin
Jabba's Palace Sequence
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
C-3PO
Headbonk Stormtrooper
Spaceballs
Death Star II Assault
Lego Star Wars
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Qui-Gon Jinn
Jyn Erso
Kyle Katarn
Hand Amputations
Star Wars: The (Totally) Phantom Menace
Kettch

Impressive, Most Impressive
Coruscant
Chewbacca
Luuke Skywalker
Ganner Rhysode
Tag and Bink
The Star Trek Wars
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens
Vua Rapuung
Boba Fett
Wedge Antilles
Saw Gerrera
Sand (Geology)

Stay on Target
Sand (Lifeform)
Yarael Poof
Star Munchkin
Titan Squadron
Reylo
Holdo Maneuver
Twilight of the Apprentice (Episode)
Brain Invaders (Episode)
Canto Bight
Jaro Tapal
Star Wars Trek

I've Got a Bad Feeling About This
Anakin Skywalker
Kylo Ren's Lightsaber
Star Wars, minus Episodes IV-VI
Finn
Jacen Horn
Corran Horn
Kir Kanos
Anagram
Star Wars: Rogue One
Savage Opress

What a Piece of Junk
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Rose Tico
The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise
Bomberman Hero
Rey's Yellow Lightsaber
Zam Wessel
Darth Jar-Jar Theory
Irek Ismaren
Wookiepedia Tree Article
Pod Racer Video Game Watto
r/prequelmemes
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Arb Skynxnex
Yaddle

A Pathway to Many Abilities Some Would Consider to be Unnatural
Jar-Jar Binks
Palpatine Fornite Event
Disco Chandelier Porn
Disney Buyout
Ewoks (Cartoon)
Midichlorians


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