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Freddy vs. Jason 2003

I love this movie. Freddy, incompetent dipshit that he is, summons jason to elm street to make people afraid so they will remember him and then somehow he is surprised when Jason wont stop killing people. within the first 40 minutes of this movie, Jason has already killed more people than any single nightmare on elm street.

With jason here, everything is just better. The murder pacing, the gore, the campy stupidity, the absolute nonsense decisions of the main characters, all of it. THIS is what a shitty horror movie is supposed to be.

Favorite kill was probably trey, right at the beginning. Jason stabs him in the back like 50 times and then folds the bed he is laying on in half, effectively folding trey backwards at the hips. Dude was a prick, and jason absolutely loves to give the worst to the most annoying characters.

A close second is freddy. Boy oh boy did i enjoy watching jason demolish his bitch ass.

i counted 18 kills total. predictably, freddy got 2, and jason got 15.5 (sharing half of the kill on freddy with the final girl). Proving once and for all what everybody already knew

Jason Voorhees > Freddy Kruger

i rate it 4/5

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Next up.... i donno. I need to pack.

most likely i wont add any more until im already in managed isolation, but im sure i will have a good dozen to put up when i do. Feel free to leave more suggestions here.

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