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TopicHAPPY SKELETON WAR EVERYBODY (caps)
Noop_Noop
10/04/20 12:49:18 PM
#39:


Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)

John Carpenter is so obviously the superior horror writer/director. Wes craven is a goddamn idiot lol. I cannot think of any other explanation for why this movie got made.

So, it stars the girl from the first movie, and the actress is playing... the actress. They are looking to make a new nightmare on elm street because "the fans want freddy back!" thats how you know this is just shitty fiction. freddy kruger doesnt have fans. he is such a pussy in comparison to every other 80s slasher lead.

If freddy, michael meyers, leatherface, and jason voorhees all got locked in a room together, freddy is the only one i can guarantee is NOT making it out. He is not the monster in that situation, he is the victim, because he is suuuuuuch a pussy.

none of the whopping 6 goddamn kills are even worth mentioning.

0/5

freddy is a bitch.


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