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Topic | Petition to make ketchup a drink and turdicanes a legal form of self defense. |
Johnny_Nutcase 09/26/20 3:51:23 AM #196: | Nahhhh i'm not getting wasted here. I have like 7 beers and I started a few hours ago. I remember one time my boss called and wanted me to come in within the hour because of this big meeting on this new software. I was like fuck. I came in and I was probably not drunk but not really there. Turns out the meeting had absolutely nothing to do to with me and I just zone out for like 2 hours. I wanted to get the hell outta there so bad. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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