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JimCarrysToe
09/23/20 9:43:15 PM
#1:


Yes yes?










Drinking topic we!

@Johnny_Nutcase
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What the absolute fuck.

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JimCarrysToe
09/23/20 9:45:31 PM
#2:


@Harpie
@nevershine
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@moh82sy
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@teepan95
@PatrickMahomes
@matteus70
@Questionmarktarius
@So_Hajile

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JimCarrysToe
09/23/20 9:48:18 PM
#3:


holy motherfucker I'm not doing that again.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/23/20 9:48:32 PM
#4:


What the fuck did you do here Jimmy?

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Lysandear
09/23/20 9:49:12 PM
#5:


lol!! oh my god that's like so, RANDOM! haha! lol!! so funny, random is funny right? oh my god
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JimCarrysToe
09/23/20 9:49:43 PM
#6:


Lysandear posted...
lol!! oh my god that's like so, RANDOM! haha! lol!! so funny, random is funny right? oh my god
Get out

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JimCarrysToe
09/23/20 9:50:11 PM
#7:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What the fuck did you do here Jimmy?
Idk man I got hit by a turdicane

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Lysandear
09/23/20 9:50:11 PM
#8:


hey guys do you also like sporks

i love sporks, for they are the randomliest of all utensils
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So_Hajile
09/23/20 9:52:42 PM
#9:


So many ways to answer the poll.

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MabusIncarnate
09/23/20 9:52:50 PM
#10:


This is drinking topic 35 by the way...

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JimCarrysToe
09/23/20 9:54:01 PM
#11:


MabusIncarnate posted...
This is drinking topic 35 by the way...
That wouldn't fit in the title

I totally tried i didnt forget or anything ._.

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MabusIncarnate
09/23/20 9:54:46 PM
#12:


No that's fine, just making it known lol

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WaterLink
09/23/20 9:55:54 PM
#13:


What is this....

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MabusIncarnate
09/23/20 9:55:54 PM
#14:


@IfGodCouldDie @Future_Ruins

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MabusIncarnate
09/23/20 9:56:19 PM
#15:


WaterLink posted...
What is this....
This is how Jim makes a drinking topic. This is official #35

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/23/20 9:56:39 PM
#16:


WaterLink posted...
What is this....

This is what happens when you put Jim in charge of a drinking topic. Honestly it's pretty fitting for a drinking topic.

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WaterLink
09/23/20 9:56:50 PM
#17:


Is this Jim's first intoxication experience? What is this. WHAT IS THIS

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WaterLink
09/23/20 9:57:34 PM
#18:


Oh wait. The other topic went 500? Damn that flew by this time

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JimCarrysToe
09/23/20 9:58:19 PM
#19:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
This is what happens when you put Jim in charge of a drinking topic. Honestly it's pretty fitting for a drinking topic.
I must be drunk or something idk HOW I fuckin fucked up COPYING and PASTING @S THIS FUCKIN BADLY

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WaterLink
09/23/20 9:59:28 PM
#20:


And you even edited the OP already without fixing it. Your internet device is drunk as fuck.

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JimCarrysToe
09/23/20 10:00:26 PM
#21:


WaterLink posted...
And you even edited the OP already without fixing it. Your internet device is drunk as fuck.
I've edited the op like five times now

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JimCarrysToe
09/23/20 10:01:21 PM
#22:


I'm crying this iz suck a mess

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MabusIncarnate
09/23/20 10:01:25 PM
#23:


I think it's fine the way it is. Keep tapping into the vanilla extract Jimmy

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/23/20 10:01:32 PM
#24:


I say leave it alone. I think it looks good.

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JimCarrysToe
09/23/20 10:04:29 PM
#25:


Here's a pic of mia



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Johnny_Nutcase
09/23/20 10:05:38 PM
#26:


That cat looks like it just saw the topic you created.

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JimCarrysToe
09/23/20 10:12:07 PM
#27:


I think this fits here quite nicely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwWEM80udf4

MabusIncarnate posted...
I think it's fine the way it is. Keep tapping into the vanilla extract Jimmy
I actually tried vanilla extract once thinking it was gonna taste sweet and wonderful

It was not.

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YugiNoob
09/23/20 10:15:23 PM
#28:


Johnny eats boogers

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Lysandear
09/23/20 10:15:47 PM
#29:


dude. tc. thank you. now i can hide the thread and you can re-block me. my man.
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WaterLink
09/23/20 10:15:48 PM
#30:


Your mom eats cat poop

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MabusIncarnate
09/23/20 10:23:30 PM
#31:


Cat is adorable, and yeah vanilla extract is basically 70 proof alcohol

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CanuckCowboy
09/23/20 10:25:32 PM
#32:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Here's a pic of mia


pretty sure she did whatever the fuck happened in the op. that cat looks dangerously unhinged.

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Questionmarktarius
09/23/20 10:47:06 PM
#33:


the hell is a turdicane?
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/23/20 10:56:38 PM
#34:


Never heard of these guys until tonight and I wanted to post the pork blood ice cream (made with real pig blood) but I guess it's seasonal for them. I did notice this one I never thought would be an ice cream flavor

https://saltandstraw.com/collections/pick-your-pints/products/buttermilk-pancakes-bacon-eggs

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MabusIncarnate
09/23/20 11:01:50 PM
#35:


I'd try it, I eat a lot of stuff people would probably think is weird.

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CanuckCowboy
09/23/20 11:04:52 PM
#36:


THat sounds awesome tbh.

PORK blood not so much.

I got to the site thinking they were beers. >_>

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/23/20 11:05:58 PM
#37:


HAHA porn blood, Canuck... yeah not so much

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IfGodCouldDie
09/23/20 11:13:30 PM
#38:


Good stuff.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/23/20 11:17:11 PM
#39:


And yeah we can't leave out some fun beer flavors



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JimCarrysToe
09/23/20 11:18:23 PM
#40:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
HAHA porn blood, Canuck... yeah not so much

@JimCarrysToe

This is for you. It's happening
I saw a video of someone who ordered the mayo icecream and they sent him the tub you see and instructions to make the icecream :/

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MabusIncarnate
09/23/20 11:22:45 PM
#41:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
And yeah we can't leave out some fun beer flavors

Holy bull testicle beer

https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/986/91838/

People seem to like it. 3 fresh squeezed bull nuts per barrel. That's farm fresh.

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PatrickMahomes
09/23/20 11:43:00 PM
#42:


bro wtf you tryna do lmao

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CanuckCowboy
09/23/20 11:55:28 PM
#43:


Theres a lucky charms beer. Made with actual cereal and marshmallows.

Ill take the bulls balls.

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moh82sy
09/24/20 1:14:36 AM
#44:


I assume turdicanes are hurricanes of turds , but how can it be stored in a pocket ?
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JimCarrysToe
09/24/20 1:16:32 AM
#45:


moh82sy posted...
I assume turdicanes are hurricanes of turds , but how can it be stored in a pocket ?
If you don't already know, you don't need to know.

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Mistere Man
09/24/20 1:19:05 AM
#46:


moh82sy posted...
I assume turdicanes are hurricanes of turds , but how can it be stored in a pocket ?
What if it is a collapsible cane that looks like a turd?

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MabusIncarnate
09/24/20 1:20:22 AM
#47:


The winds of shit are blowing, Randy. We are in the eye of a shitacane, and Ricky is a low shit system

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JimCarrysToe
09/24/20 1:37:16 AM
#48:


Had a brain eating amoeba once, poor fella died of hungry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ7uq04fEjs

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MabusIncarnate
09/24/20 1:45:08 AM
#49:


@TreyFlowers I think you got missed in the OP, new drinking thread my Aussie friend

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TreyFlowers
09/24/20 2:13:42 AM
#50:


Thanks Mabus. Rude Jim

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