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| CanuckCowboy 09/25/20 10:27:16 PM #185: | Well shit. I did a giant hike with my dad today then came home and got drunk as fuck. Now walter is biting the fuck out of my calves which is walter for take me for a walk bitch but also he escaped his leash the other night when we were out and (2nd or third time) broke the plastic clasp on his harness. So im like shit i wanna go swim cause canada and the weather is awesome at least through next week. Its a dwindling window for pleasant swimming. But also im not going without buds and even if he probly wont he definitely could slip it again easily. If theres not a car or an owl hes good but shit. If he gets away imma hate myself. I had to carry him half way home the other day and he didnt like the indignity of it. Im 97% sure hed just follow regardless but its the if that i cant stand. Id search till morning for buds but still what if he disappears --- "Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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