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Topic	Petition to make ketchup a drink and turdicanes a legal form of self defense.
CanuckCowboy 09/25/20 8:38:15 PM #170:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Just never let her see you drink. When you fall through the kitchen table just say "the earth shifted" This is why i love our occasional mild earthquakes. if a girl thinks i drink too much ill just blane an earthquake and assert that she was clearly to drunk to feel it. --- "Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:945085285] in Petition t... [t:78995823]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Just never let her see you drink. When you fall through the kitchen table just say "the earth shifted"</quote> This is why i love our occasional mild earthquakes. if a girl thinks i drink too much ill just blane an earthquake and assert that she was clearly to drunk to feel it. --- "Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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