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| Johnny_Nutcase 09/25/20 12:56:31 AM #113: | Humming Birds are another kick ass shit bird believe it or not. They're also cool as hell birds and they'll fly right up to you once they get used to you. One morning my gf wanted to go outside and smoke at like 7am, we woke up early for something, but we went outside and this humming bird almost flew right in our face. The noise startled the shit out of both of us and the bird didn't even move. Just hovered there for a second and flew off. When we went back inside I noticed my humming bird feeder was low and went .....ohhhhhhhhh I get it now. Smart fucking bird. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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