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Show 2-15: Torneo Cibernetico

-Iskandar invites Dario Cueto out to get his thoughts on the Torneo Cibernetico. Cueto brags about having brought together all the finest stables in B8WL to rid himself of the Phantom Thieves once and for all! He even brought his girlfriend to watch the carnage tonight....he gestures to the audience, and then realizes she's hanging all over Sir Ian McKellan! Iskandar has a belly laugh as his boss freaks out, and McKellan points out that women appreciate elegance.

-Konnan is backstage hanging out with Team RWBY for undisclosed reasons. Ruby gives him a pep talk to stay positive and calm, and he's sure to win!

-MASTERY OF TAYBLES: Champion @TheSultanOfSlam v. Konnan
Konnan got this shot as his prize for (sorta) being on the winning KoT team! Sultan whips the challenger into the ropes, but Konnan rebounds with a tackle. Sultan up first with a bearhug. Konnan fights out with a headbutt, sending Sultan staggering into the ropes. Clothesline over the top....and t'rew a tayble! Konnan's found a new niche on his own!
Winner and NEW MoT: Konnan

-B8WL Title: Champion Mario v. Stone Cold Steve Austin
Crowd ain't happy to see Austin (who hasn't done much to earn a shot), and the feeling is mutual. Mario charges right into a flapjack, and clearly lands on his head. There's a very obvious pause....and Austin hits the world's softest Stunner for 3! Trainers are out right away to help Mario.
Winner and NEW Champion: Austin

-Flair comes out to put the belt on Austin! Austin immediately takes it off to sling over his shoulder, but it looks like they're buddies now.

-TORNEO CIBERNETICO: Phantom Thieves ( @eaedwards6400 , @MajinZidane , @davidponte , @Strife2 , Gimli, Legolas, Bryan, @Panthera ) v. Alliance of Cueto (Zangief, Goldberg, @Korayashi , Bowser, Bang, @Maniac64 , @Eddv , @XIII_rocks )
For those unfamiliar, this is a 16-man elimination tag where the legal man rotates in a certain order rather than being able to tag whoever you want. If multiple wrestlers on one side survive, they have a free for all elimination match until one is the ultimate champion. So basically Survivor Series on steroids! The teams are listed above in order, with both captains as the final spot. Lord this is gonna be a mess lol.

Crowd pops for the Thieves! Eaed and Zangief start. Eaed's still a bit banged up, but raring to go. He gets punched in the face, tag to Goldberg. Golberg puts the boots to Eaed....but the Time Cops drag him out of the ring! The Time Cops beat up Goldberg on the outside, and the heels aren't coordinated enough to make the save with Phantom Thief interference! Goldberg is counted out! (8-7)

Kora in, Eaed ducks a haymaker and chops him. Kora no-sells, plants Eaed with a slam, and tags Bowser. The Time Cops try to screw him over too, but the ref is onto them, and catches them before any damage is done. Bowser catches Eaed with a freaking huge slam! Eaed is pinned! (7-7)

Boko gets shoulderblocked on entry, but hulks up as he gets back on his feet! Bowser takes a couple shots to the head, then shakes them off and hits his Side B! Pinning predicament, but Boko escapes to tag out to david. David lands a flurry of blows, and quick tags Strife, who puts the dot on it with a big right hand. Strife has spent his time setting up a ladder on the floor, and he whips Bowser through the ropes into it! Strife spears Bowser into the wreckage, and Bowser can't beat the count! (7-6)

Bang has Strife scouted by now, and hits a baseball slide before he can regroup. She tosses him back into the ring the hard way. Bison is at ringside for moral support, but the ref has had enough interference for today, and sends him to the back. Strife uses the distraction to lariat Bang into next week and tag Gimli. Bang greets him with a low (even for a dwarf) blow and an armbar. Gimli wills himself over the corner to tag Legolas. XIII slides in to help Bang cut off the ring, and together they work Legolas over briefly before he makes a hot tag to Daniel Bryan. Yes Chant starts, and Bryan scores a quick takedown. Crowd's loving it, but it's time to bring in Panth! Bang plays possum, and scoops Panth into a rope-assisted figure four! Panth escapes quickly and chucks her headfirst into the turnbuckle. Tag to Boko, who misses an avalanche. Bang charges, but Boko catches her and hits a DDT before tagging david. Bang's getting tired.....UCA Special! Bang taps! (7-5)

Maniac simply hits his Implant DDT and tags Eddv in disgust. Eddv hits Shots Fired and tags XIII, who skips his finisher and just pins David. (6-5)

Strife plants XIII with a massive powerslam. XIII accuses him of pulling the hair, and escapes to his corner while the ref debates the point with Strife. Tag to Zangief, who gets neckbreaker'd. Both men tag, now it's Gimli and Kora. Kora hits a Northern Lights Suplex and brings in Maniac. The illegal partners start fighting on the outside, and the heels seem to have the advantage in guerilla tactics. Gimli hits a big slam, but Maniac is easily able to bring in Eddv. Eddv gets a big slam too, and tags out to XIII in similar fashion. XIII gets a slam of his own, but Gimli didn't seem to get all of it. Zangief wants a shot, but XIII waves him off. Gimli taunts Zangief, and XIII rolls him up! ...But Gimli rolls through it and tags Legolas. Somebody throws a drink from the stands and hits XIII dead in the face! Legolas dropkicks everybody on the heel team in turn, then pins XIII! (6-4)

Zangief launches Legolas into Kora's boot, then tags the bearded one. Kora goes for a Sharpshooter, but Legolas reaches Bryan for the tag. Bryan kicks Kora, but XIII is making a scene on the outside. Bryan's distracted, and Kora suplexes him! Tag to Maniac. Maniac steals the Yes Kicks! They collide on a double crossbody, and Maniac takes it a bit funky. Tag to Eddv, kick to Bryan's head. Eddv takes a swig of liquid courage, and spits it in Bryan's eyes! Pin! (5-4)

Eddv chokes out Panth, then tags Zangief. Zangief does the same, including tagging Kora. Legdrop on Panth's throat...1....2....3! (4-4)

Half of each team is gone, including the captains. Boko and Kora now. Kora opens with an eye rake. Liv Morgan shows up at the announce table to point out that the Knights are all still in this! Kora applies a sharpshooter, but Boko barely manages to tag out to Strife. Kora pulls the hair to get him into a Crossface for a while. Tag to Maniac, who might be a bit concussed. (is "a bit concussed" a thing? it is now) Maniac hits the Implant DDT for the pin! (3-4)

Gimli takes Maniac down, and applies an Ankle Lock! Maniac taps! (3-3)

Gimli and Eddv are really brawling up a storm! Gimli seems to be getting the upper hand, but it spills out of the ring and into the crowd! Eddv drops him on the barricade, and the ref is letting them go. Gimli chucks Eddv back into the ring eventually, and tags in Legolas. Basement dropkick, tag to Boko. Boko Bomb! Pin! (3-2)

Gief and Kora left to rep the Knights against the Fellowship of the Boko. Zangief no-sells some offense, and swaps out for Kora. Boko lands a forearm strike and a clothesline, giving him space to tag Gimli. Kora boots Gimli in the head and tags Zangief. Zangief goes for a belly to belly, but Gimli grounds himself...and reverses it! Gimli tries to go for another....but Zangief returns the favor! Tag to Kora. Gimli suplexes him no trouble. Twice, in fact! Liv has moved to ringside, and has finally succeeded in provoking Gimli. Gimli chases her around the ring and gets counted out! (2-2)

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