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TopicJesse Ranks Video Game Intros - The Rankings
Jesse_Custer
09/14/20 9:18:29 PM
#39:


We now come to Worst Birthday Ever Tier, consisting of intros that struck me as awkward and inexplicable.

117. Noji - UF8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA5s23sj_AA

What the hell is this? Seriously, Id like some explanation because I cant find anything about it online. So Ill just have to assume it is, in fact, an actual game, instead of a bunch of bizarre clips strewn together to simulate what its like to descend into madness.

It starts out fairly grounded, devoting about the first 40 seconds to an assassin aiming a gun at a target. The sequence continues to be within the realm of sanity for a little while, albeit seeming vaguely off, with an unfinished look.

But then 1:20 hits and theres no turning back. Suddenly we get a barrage of images including what looks like a smiling hamster, a letter D with arms and legs, and some random words flashing across the screen. It gets weirder still at around 1:30 when the main character pops up behind a soldier grinning like the killer in a horror movie, and just pushes the soldier over. But thats not all. Soon a character is flying through the air as if the game is glitching, and we get tons of random messages rapidly displayed like someone flipping through channels on TV. And I dont even know anymore.

Perhaps theres some point to this, but I fear this intro has broken me. And before I lose the ability to write coherent sentences, I must call this write-up done. Suffice it to say, I like oddity when it serves a purpose. But I dont like this, whatever it is.
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