LogFAQs > #943452740

From the "whale calls" when the vest streak is in danger, to the random doofs that drop hundreds of dollars in his lap, I'm sure he's confident that his hypnotized fanbase isn't going anywhere. "Gotta stick it to da trools, dood. *goat laugh*"

There's no other rational reason why he wouldn't stockpile all that fat cash, especially since he has two cats to feed. How on earth is Khet not piping up about having no savings? Is she really so passive that she shrugs at the possibility of homelessness?

Then again, he could be lying, per the usual. Pigroach is lies.

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I challenge you to a game of baseball, dood!