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jpenny2
08/08/20 2:45:37 PM
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jpenny2
08/08/20 2:47:21 PM
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Bad_Mojo
08/08/20 2:52:54 PM
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DeadBankerDream
08/08/20 3:13:50 PM
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Thankee sai.
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Nintendo_Porn
08/08/20 3:14:36 PM
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Damn that's a savage topic title.

Thanks for the @, Dood!

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MasterVG782
08/08/20 3:23:55 PM
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Great topic title and thanks for the @

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Nazanir
08/08/20 3:37:59 PM
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Fucking great job at the topic title there.

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Bad_Mojo
08/08/20 3:38:54 PM
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Talking about doing something special for a goal - "It's really up to you guys on ideas on what you want to see that are reasonable ideas and not, "Cooking With The King," no I'm not going to go down stairs when I have no interest, and two there is nothing to fucking cook with my life schedule. I'm not doing that. We're talking about live stream interactions between us, game play, stuff like that. Not, 'do a completely new series.'

That's why I don't like Phil. Phil, how about for celebration you do something completely fucking different than you do on a daily bases. Wait, what? *Scoff* Okay, I'll go become an accountant, okay? And I'll do that for a day. What are you even talking about? So, realistic suggestions, please. I'm still waiting for some suggestions on what you guys want to see

This is how this man's mind works. It's called, Reductio ad absurdum

https://youtu.be/ikjkCi_DhC8

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SSJGrimReaper
08/08/20 3:40:27 PM
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MasterVG782
08/08/20 3:48:14 PM
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Yeah, it's a special "celebration" of his stupid as fuck vest streak. He probably doesn't even know how to cook anything, since he likely eats out all the time or has Kat cooking all of his meals. He will probably do another "DSP Tries It," where he'll stuff his face with some kind of fast food. A lot of other streamers would do something special, even if it's something completely stupid. Most other streamers usually have goals attached to their fundraisers, while Phil is basically mooching all of the money from his whales because he is so bad at managing money.

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LightningAce11
08/08/20 5:55:24 PM
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jpenny2
08/08/20 7:36:18 PM
#12:


When Phil wants suggestions or criticism, the correct answer is, "I love your content, Phil! Keep doing the exact same thing that you've been doing all along."

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LightningAce11
08/08/20 7:39:59 PM
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He's delusional to the point where he thinks his content is good. He has called it art and transformative many times.

Playing games badly and begging is not revolutionary.

Also, I believe he would buy hard drives to archive his earlier playthroughs because he thought they would be valuable.
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NinjaPirateDood
08/08/20 9:54:36 PM
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Bad_Mojo posted...


This is how this man's mind works. It's called, Reductio ad absurdum
I was gonna say Dunning-Kruger Effect, but he does makes some really dumb analogies whenever he doesn't get his way. Maybe both?

MasterVG782 posted...
He probably doesn't even know how to cook anything
The guy can't even do bacon and eggs right. He tried to eat cup ramen with a spoon. His stretched out gout face isn't just for show.

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LightningAce11
08/08/20 11:30:46 PM
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"I put out the content, I asked you for help, you supported me with tips and we got through this!"

- Phil on why he says "We" all the time.
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Nazanir
08/09/20 5:55:13 AM
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NinjaPirateDood posted...
I was gonna say Dunning-Kruger Effect, but he does makes some really dumb analogies whenever he doesn't get his way. Maybe both?

The guy can't even do bacon and eggs right. He tried to eat cup ramen with a spoon. His stretched out gout face isn't just for show.
I'd go with a little of both. He defenatly thinks he is better than he is yet also conjures up dozens of excuses to protect his ego. I don't think Phil really is a textbook example of Dunning-Kruger, it stems from his narcissism way more, which also can be extendended to the argument thing. In order to "win" arguments, he will offer a completely ridiculous alternative in order to take out a completely reasonable suggestion. It's part of the manipulation game.

Also, food for thought. If you really think about it, the vest streak celebration streams are the absolute fucking dumbest thing ever. Because people get to celebrate giving Phil to money. You are having a small party about pissing money away, about giving Phil 200 dollars per day. If that isn't brainwashing, I don't know what is. Being happy about giving tens of thousands of dollars, getting nothing in return (like the viewer's choice for example) and then celebrating getting ridiculed, having pissed your money away and no gratitude to show for it.

The noodle thing is absolutely amazing and hilarious. Making and eating cup noodles is something you should be able to do in 5 minutes if you take the boiling of the water into account. But Phil manages to take up 30 fucking minutes for it. He even failes the boiling water part. He can't help but flex his expensive fucking coffeemaker, spilling hot water all over the counter. He then tries to eat it with a fucking spoon, can't figure out why he can't eat them properly. Then after a few minutes switched to a fork and acts like he is some goddamn genius who managed to figure this out without any outside help.

In that vein, hearing Phil's excuses, specially when playing something like SF2 are both funny and borderline stupid. He loves saying that something doesn't take skill. But if something doesn't take skill, why isn't he better at it then?

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DeadBankerDream
08/09/20 5:58:11 AM
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LightningAce11 posted...
"I put out the content, I asked you for help, you supported me with tips and we got through this!"

- Phil on why he says "We" all the time.

A lot of streamers and lets players use "we"

As in "we finally beat the boss and made it to Ashina Castle!"

It's cringe, but it's a thing.
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Bad_Mojo
08/09/20 6:18:31 AM
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I say we when talking about The Penguins, lol. Yep, WE won the game.

Not an uncommon thing

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jpenny2
08/09/20 11:08:26 AM
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Other people use "we," but Phil tends to use it in a more manipulative fashion. More often than not, he uses it to include his viewers in his financial problems, as if to imply that they bear some responsibility for helping get Phil out of the situation he's in. There is no "we" in terms of an actual community. Just look at any viewer's choice poll: the "we" quickly turns into "I" when it comes down to what he wants to play.


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LightningAce11
08/09/20 5:18:26 PM
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Other people use we in like "we beat the boss!"

Phil uses it like "we can get through this tax situation."
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jpenny2
08/09/20 5:30:39 PM
#21:


Exactly.

If he needs help, it's "we."
If he succeeds, it's "I."
If he needs to assign blame, it's "you."

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NinjaPirateDood
08/09/20 9:52:37 PM
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jpenny2 posted...
Exactly.

If he needs help, it's "we."
If he succeeds, it's "I."
If he needs to assign blame, it's "you."
he sounds like a woman

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Nintendo_Porn
08/09/20 10:17:57 PM
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Got dayum, son...

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jpenny2
08/10/20 12:50:22 AM
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I forget when he switched from getting pissed off when anyone accused him of getting help from streamchat to being handheld through every aspect of every game. As with a number of his "improvements," it's made his stream much more boring.

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Chev427BB
08/10/20 2:04:06 AM
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Before he was a streamer (and I think this was even before he had a capture device, when he was still pointing a camera at his tv) he would often bring his playthroughs to a grinding halt to thumb through strategy guides for the game he was playing through. I think he did this all the way through his Fallout New Vegas playthrough if I remember correctly.

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Joenage
08/10/20 2:05:32 AM
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Maybe I'm missing a joke here... but why do you guys give this guy so much attention and keep him relevant? To the point you've had 16(!) topics about him?

Content creators like this are the worst and should just be ignored until they become irrelevant and go away

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LightningAce11
08/10/20 2:27:08 AM
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Oh it just started off as a joke, but the first topic reached 500 since there was a lot of drama/crazy stuff happening back then, so we just made another topic and kept going.

Keeps it focused in one place for people who like to follow this train wreck.
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Nintendo_Porn
08/10/20 4:17:46 AM
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Dude is entertaining for all the wrong reasons.

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NinjaPirateDood
08/10/20 5:26:30 AM
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Joenage posted...
Content creators like this are the worst and should just be ignored until they become irrelevant and go away
Couldn't agree more, but he's really good at shoving his whole foot in his mouth. I'm trying to figure out how he can fit so much foot in there without gagging. Maybe his wife taught him? Lol jk, she's super boring, too.

It might be time to put old-timer Paul out to pasture. He's becoming a boring broken record: same kindergarten insults, same cries about lag and doing nothing wrong, and the drama is cyclical as if it was manufactured.

There are better LaulCaows to pick at. This one's old and tainted.

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Bad_Mojo
08/10/20 5:59:57 AM
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Joenage posted...
Maybe I'm missing a joke here... but why do you guys give this guy so much attention and keep him relevant? To the point you've had 16(!) topics about him?

Content creators like this are the worst and should just be ignored until they become irrelevant and go away

It's because he continues to do really shitty things over and over and over again. It never gets old because there is always something new he's doing

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Nazanir
08/10/20 6:19:43 AM
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Nintendo_Porn posted...
Dude is entertaining for all the wrong reasons.
This really. It's like a trainwreck you can't look away from.

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jpenny2
08/10/20 9:18:11 AM
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A dozen people discussing someone on CE is not keeping anyone relevant.

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LightningAce11
08/10/20 5:51:41 PM
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https://mobile.twitter.com/GoutsydePhil/status/1292426217166123008

Phil has a type.
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LightningAce11
08/10/20 8:46:03 PM
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I watched Kat doing an old playthrough and her tone of voice and attempt at joking make her seem like a female dsp.
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NinjaPirateDood
08/10/20 9:07:06 PM
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The funny thing about the "stick it to the detractors" narrative is twofold. One, the wheelchairs pony up for this nonsense. It doesn't cost a dime to see Philly Cheese fail. Twooo? It keeps him afloat, giving him more chances to say and do stupid things. They're literally adding gas to the grease fire. You think the vest meme would've happened if he faded away?

I like knowing he's made $20,000 in a matter of months because it tears away his "woe is me, no monies" narrative with simple math. Hard to feel bad for him when he burns essential cash on gacha game trash. He's no better than a heroin junkie.

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jpenny2
08/10/20 9:32:06 PM
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Troll tipping makes more sense than the legit fans trying to stick it to the detractors, not that I would advise anyone to do either.

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Nazanir
08/11/20 10:09:52 AM
#39:


Our mature adult was blowing bubbles on stream.

He says he is an adukt, doesn't apeal to children, acts mature and claims to have an audience as such.

And he blows bubbles.

I cannot for the life of me fathom why he believes this is good content, let alone content people enjoy.

He was also at 7 dollars, there was absolutely, positively no way Phil could do over time. He went on a water break, and out of nowhere a 93 dollar tip. Look, I know there is no actual proof he contacts his whales off screen, but it is happening so frequently now that after grabbing some water, a name that never or rarely has donated before makes the goal happen.

Having said that, the whole vest thing is amazing. He hates the platinum vest the most, hates wearing the others in general. His ego requires him to reach the goal or he risks bruising it. He wants it to be a thing of "positivity" yet has begged harder than ever before, lowering himself every time. He resents it.

Sure he may have liked it in the beginning, some extra cash and something to "throw" in the faces of the haters. But as time has gone on, he has come to resent it, because he has become a slave to it. Like everything Phil does, he drives it into the ground to the point he will start hating it.

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jpenny2
08/11/20 12:22:12 PM
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The fact that the vest streak is completely staged makes it even less appealing to his viewers. Why should they contribute towards it when some whale using an alt account will throw down the entire $100 if need be? It's three or four extremely sad and pathetic individuals keeping the streak alive; there is nothing for his "normal" viewers to be invested in.

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LightningAce11
08/11/20 6:52:52 PM
#41:


https://mobile.twitter.com/LightSydePaul/status/1291814094857740288

How does he attract these losers who bow down to an old, gouty pigroach?
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NinjaPirateDood
08/11/20 9:12:20 PM
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I don't think you need proof. Magic only happens in story books. It's oddly convenient how he disappears for a short while and then the goal is met. Even if I had a billion dollars, PigRoach wouldn't see a single one. He's the most boring beggar online.

He hates it, but his pride's at stake. It was his brilliant idea, after all. Although, I'm sure he'll find a way to blame someone not him. It can't be all bad, making almost 40 grand a year sticking it to da haturs. I wonder how long until the drama wheel starts to crack? Stay tuned.

Also, it's nice seeing him miserable without people touching the poop. Keep your distance. He's toxic.

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MC_BatCommander
08/11/20 9:26:46 PM
#43:


His account is already being overdrawn again. It's been what, 3 or 4 months since the bankruptcy filing and he's already back to his usual begging excuses

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LightningAce11
08/11/20 9:28:26 PM
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Dude makes 300+ every single day, how is he constantly overdrawn? He should have enough money to pay his bills and debts with enough left over.
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Nazanir
08/12/20 12:05:46 AM
#45:


LightningAce11 posted...
Dude makes 300+ every single day, how is he constantly overdrawn? He should have enough money to pay his bills and debts with enough left over.
Assuming the WWE Gacha thinh is true, that is where most of his money is going.

Any rational human would question what Phil is doing, but his actual fans eat it up. I mean, the most (in)famous example will always be PlanetJeff, who squandered his dead wive's heritage on Phil. Rather than coping and trying to rebuild a life, he dumped the money courtesy of his dead wife on Phil.

I cannot for the life of me magine the train of thought it has to take to arrive at the conclusion to give such money to a stranger, most of all Phil. But somehow he manages to manipulate people into believing he is more deserving of the money they have than they themselves are.

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Nazanir
08/12/20 4:52:54 AM
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Also, double post, but holy shit does this describe Phil to a T:

https://youtu.be/_7qsxeQrKhg

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jpenny2
08/12/20 12:06:44 PM
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I gotta think that most of his supporters don't fully believe him and simply choose to give him money no matter what he says or does. Maybe he even talks to the whales behind the scenes and tells them that he has to keep up the narrative of having his account overdrawn and being broke because otherwise none of the smaller supporters will contribute. The suspicious way the vest streak is kept alive makes me believe he's doing a lot of really sleazy things we don't see and a number of his biggest supporters are fully on board with it.

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MC_BatCommander
08/12/20 1:21:18 PM
#48:


LightningAce11 posted...
Dude makes 300+ every single day, how is he constantly overdrawn? He should have enough money to pay his bills and debts with enough left over.

It has to be the gacha game. Either that or he's pissing his money away on other things. He has zero legitimate excuses for his lack of money now that the CC debt has been cleared and he's no longer paying for the kahndo in Connecticut

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Nintendo_Porn
08/12/20 2:14:26 PM
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He's worse with money than my mom and I think she's hiding a gambling problem...

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