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TopicIs there any way that Tacos is going to cause the end of the world?
wolfy42
08/03/20 3:48:42 AM
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Red_Frog posted...
If it ever gets like Demolition Man and the only restaurant left is Taco Bell, yes. I will end the world myself.

Brother!!! I have felt all alone against the oncoming hoard of Taco Bell fans on this website. Jen leads them in a holy worship of all things Taco Bell and she is very persuasive. Together though, we may still have a fighting chance!!

ScritchOwl posted...
Some executive hides hunger inducing additives to the food to exploit the munchies aspect of taco bell. It turns out individuals that take nsaids have the excretion pathway for elimination of the additive blocked. The chemical creates a loop making you hungriier and hungrier while inducing headaches. The additive acts similar to prion and spongiforms the brain. Your base carnverous side emerges and you take a bite out next to you. Government blames a new strain of pot. Attacks break out accross the country. Eventually the chemical is eliminated. It seeps into the water table now crabs are attacking the crew of deadliest catch


So.......tacos turn us and eventually crabs into not just zombies, but more like locusts? That makes sense actually.

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