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Topic | Johnbobb ranks 113 User-nominated Villain Songs [THE RANKING] |
Johnbobb 07/14/20 12:15:45 PM #179: | 68. Three Little Pigs Source: Green Jelly Villain: The Big Bad Wolf Nominator: redrocket (2 left) Favorite lyric: Well the second little piggy, well he was kinda stoked / He spent most of his time just a ganga smoking / Huffing and a puffin down on Venice Beach. / Getting paid money for religious speech. https://youtu.be/Gtffv9bpB-U Villainy: 4 Characterization: 4 Melody: 8 Total: 16/30 Goddamn, this was way better than I expected from a poorly claymated music video about the Three Little Pigs. You could've told me this was Megadeth and I would've believed you without a second thought. It's got everything: powerful shreds, aggressive vocals, and a hilarious sense of humor. When the Pigs sent out Rambo, I about lost my shit, and using a drum solo for the machine gun fire was a great artistic choice. So good it mostly makes up for the grating "NOT BY THE HAIR ON MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN." Of course, it doesn't tell you much more about The Big Bad Wolf than you all assuredly already knew, but ultimately that's fine given how simplistic of a character it is to begin with. You do get a little bit of extra flavor for the pigs though, who seem oddly distinct. And yeah, the wolf's an asshole. Don't destroy people's houses, dude, fuck is wrong with you. --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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