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TopicWould Homer Simpson be a better president than Donald Trump?
Revelation34
07/09/20 8:16:21 PM
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Gaawa_chan posted...
Herm, I want to say yes mostly because slapstick humor aside, Homer never struck me as a vicious person. But I'm trying to imagine his cabinet and it's like... yikes.


Barney can be the secretary of education.

HornedLion posted...
Somewhere in the dirty, urine smelling back stair case of a project building is a used condom... cold and lonely on the floor... discarded by its owner the moment they realized they took advantage of a crackheads addiction in order to satisfy his or her own sexual desires.

That condom would be a better President than Donald Trump.

Fuck, the crackhead would be too.


I don't think they'd care they took advantage of them anyway.

emagdnE posted...
Of course he would.

Even Sauron would be a better president than Trump.

Even Palpatine would be a better president than Trump.

Even Thanos would be a better president than Trump.

Most other villains would at least try to make America strong instead of actively trying to destroy it. Trump flat out wants us to die.

Homer, at least the last I've watched the Simpsons, has his heart in the right place even if he keeps screwing up. Plus if nothing else, he'd EVENTUALLY listen to Lisa.

Sounds like a huge improvement to me.


Every single one of those villains you mentioned would literally try to destroy it. Except maybe Palpatine.
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