Poll of the Day > Would Homer Simpson be a better president than Donald Trump?

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/09/20 3:45:51 PM
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Would Homer Simpson be a better president than Donald Trump?


Probably.

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FatalAccident
07/09/20 3:46:07 PM
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Nah

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Judgmenl
07/09/20 3:47:09 PM
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Absolutely

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Revelation34
07/09/20 3:49:05 PM
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Homer would spend the education budget on donuts.
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Mead
07/09/20 3:50:43 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Homer would spend the education budget on donuts.

Judgmenl posted...
Absolutely


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BlackScythe0
07/09/20 3:56:23 PM
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Almost anything would be better than Trump.
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streamofthesky
07/09/20 3:57:14 PM
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Homer was dumb, but smart enough to actually want people who knew what the fuck they were doing to be working with him and under him, so they could do all the work and succeed and he could then claim that success as his own.

Trump isn't even that smart. He just wants sycophants who sing his praises, regardless of their merit.
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FrozenBananas
07/09/20 4:01:33 PM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
Almost anything would be better than Trump.

this, theyd just feed homer a bunch of donuts and let him nap all day and hed be a more successful president

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Zareth
07/09/20 4:03:45 PM
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Homer would have accidentally pressed the "nuke all countries" button by now.

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wolfy42
07/09/20 4:09:55 PM
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A donut in every gut!!!

Other than that, Marge and Lisa would actually do everything and they would be a pretty good president.

Bart though...might get us in a few wars.

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Ogurisama
07/09/20 4:11:47 PM
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xjayguyx
07/09/20 4:56:39 PM
#12:


Wow..
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Gaawa_chan
07/09/20 5:02:41 PM
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Herm, I want to say yes mostly because slapstick humor aside, Homer never struck me as a vicious person. But I'm trying to imagine his cabinet and it's like... yikes.

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ChaosAzeroth
07/09/20 5:17:18 PM
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Gaawa_chan posted...
Herm, I want to say yes mostly because slapstick humor aside, Homer never struck me as a vicious person. But I'm trying to imagine his cabinet and it's like... yikes.

Yeah someone pointed out how Homer has his heart in the right place usually (outside of like strangling Bart) and he just doesn't quite know how to go about it.

He's also been shown to try to fix things at least.
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HornedLion
07/09/20 5:17:46 PM
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Somewhere in the dirty, urine smelling back stair case of a project building is a used condom... cold and lonely on the floor... discarded by its owner the moment they realized they took advantage of a crackheads addiction in order to satisfy his or her own sexual desires.

That condom would be a better President than Donald Trump.

Fuck, the crackhead would be too.

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Llamachama
07/09/20 5:19:16 PM
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Homer at least tries to be a decent guy.

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keyblader1985
07/09/20 5:22:53 PM
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Marge knows how to keep Homer from going too far off the deep end. We'd be just fine. And we'd have free donuts.

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emagdnE
07/09/20 7:53:10 PM
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Of course he would.

Even Sauron would be a better president than Trump.

Even Palpatine would be a better president than Trump.

Even Thanos would be a better president than Trump.

Most other villains would at least try to make America strong instead of actively trying to destroy it. Trump flat out wants us to die.

Homer, at least the last I've watched the Simpsons, has his heart in the right place even if he keeps screwing up. Plus if nothing else, he'd EVENTUALLY listen to Lisa.

Revelation34 posted...
Homer would spend the education budget on donuts.

Sounds like a huge improvement to me.
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PPPPLAASSUMA
07/09/20 8:10:07 PM
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I'd trade the orange prez for a yellow one.

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Revelation34
07/09/20 8:16:21 PM
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Gaawa_chan posted...
Herm, I want to say yes mostly because slapstick humor aside, Homer never struck me as a vicious person. But I'm trying to imagine his cabinet and it's like... yikes.


Barney can be the secretary of education.

HornedLion posted...
Somewhere in the dirty, urine smelling back stair case of a project building is a used condom... cold and lonely on the floor... discarded by its owner the moment they realized they took advantage of a crackheads addiction in order to satisfy his or her own sexual desires.

That condom would be a better President than Donald Trump.

Fuck, the crackhead would be too.


I don't think they'd care they took advantage of them anyway.

emagdnE posted...
Of course he would.

Even Sauron would be a better president than Trump.

Even Palpatine would be a better president than Trump.

Even Thanos would be a better president than Trump.

Most other villains would at least try to make America strong instead of actively trying to destroy it. Trump flat out wants us to die.

Homer, at least the last I've watched the Simpsons, has his heart in the right place even if he keeps screwing up. Plus if nothing else, he'd EVENTUALLY listen to Lisa.

Sounds like a huge improvement to me.


Every single one of those villains you mentioned would literally try to destroy it. Except maybe Palpatine.
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ChaosAzeroth
07/09/20 8:56:30 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Every single one of those villains you mentioned would literally try to destroy it. Except maybe Palpatine.

Well are we talking movie or comic Thanos? Because he sure would screw up a lot of stuff either way but one at least had an understandable goal and the other just wanted to get some.
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Revelation34
07/09/20 11:03:27 PM
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ChaosAzeroth posted...


Well are we talking movie or comic Thanos? Because he sure would screw up a lot of stuff either way but one at least had an understandable goal and the other just wanted to get some.

Either one would destroy stuff.
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ChaosAzeroth
07/09/20 11:12:36 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Either one would destroy stuff.

Oh fair enough. I did note that they'd both screw up a lot of stuff.
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SunWuKung420
07/09/20 11:36:10 PM
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Yellow man good

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Krow_Incarnate
07/10/20 3:47:00 AM
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It's hard not to be at this point.

Had it all been handled differently, you could've at least rationalized that this would've been a hard term of presidency for anyone, similar to Bush Jr.'s years.

But it's astounding just how bad his response to anything has been this entire time.

I imagine when it's all over, a lot of his diehard advocates will deny or play down the support they had for him. Whether it's a year from now or four years, no one will want to be associated with him by the end of his presidency.

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PMarth2002
07/10/20 5:05:46 AM
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An inanimate object would be a better president than trump.

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Ogurisama
07/10/20 10:20:51 AM
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PMarth2002 posted...
An inanimate object would be a better president than trump.
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papercup
07/10/20 11:01:08 AM
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A grilled cheese sandwich would be a better president than Donald Trump

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Entity13
07/10/20 11:15:29 AM
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If for no other reason than the man would have more heart. His decisions and policies would remain abysmal, however.

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GGuirao13
07/10/20 2:43:33 PM
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The only three people in Springfield who would be worse than Trump are Ned Flanders, Mayor Qumby, and Mr. Burns.

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Revelation34
07/10/20 8:53:00 PM
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papercup posted...
A grilled cheese sandwich would be a better president than Donald Trump


Which one is more orange?

GGuirao13 posted...
The only three people in Springfield who would be worse than Trump are Ned Flanders, Mayor Qumby, and Mr. Burns.


Flanders wouldn't be that bad. He wouldn't be able to do anything religious because of separation of church and state.
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ChaosAzeroth
07/10/20 9:06:47 PM
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GGuirao13 posted...
The only three people in Springfield who would be worse than Trump are Ned Flanders, Mayor Qumby, and Mr. Burns.

Early Flanders or later Flanders?

Because iirc early Flanders wasn't as bad.
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Mead
07/10/20 9:08:29 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Flanders wouldn't be that bad. He wouldn't be able to do anything religious because of separation of church and state.

except thats not actually a thing in the US

the state does things for religious reasons all the time

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Revelation34
07/10/20 9:16:37 PM
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Mead posted...


except thats not actually a thing in the US

the state does things for religious reasons all the time


They only give tax exemption to the religious organizations. They can't pass any religious law.
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Mead
07/10/20 9:25:14 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
They only give tax exemption to the religious organizations. They can't pass any religious law.

they pass plenty of laws that are religiously motivated

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Revelation34
07/11/20 1:11:47 AM
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Kotenks posted...
Absolutely. Lisa and Marge would be really pulling the strings.


Marge wouldn't be smart enough to run a country either.
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GGuirao13
07/11/20 4:08:30 AM
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ChaosAzeroth posted...
Early Flanders or later Flanders?

Because iirc early Flanders wasn't as bad.
Late.

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defnotanth0ny
07/11/20 7:16:35 AM
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ur average 5th grader would be a better president than donald trump since they'll have basic things like empathy and sympathy

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ChaosAzeroth
07/11/20 9:13:08 AM
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GGuirao13 posted...
Late.

Eww, hard pass. Definitely bad.
He's basically not even a person eventually.
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Aculo
07/11/20 9:59:59 AM
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probably not, but he'd probably be infinitely less evil, ok?

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keyblader1985
07/11/20 2:25:40 PM
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Flanders did get better after he learned not to bottle up his anger anymore. He's a decent character, that's also hella religious.

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Ogurisama
07/11/20 2:29:03 PM
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ChaosAzeroth posted...
Eww, hard pass. Definitely bad.
He's basically not even a person eventually.
Early Flanders was still pretty much an over religious person. Season 5 he wasnt running the school well, and also was doing prays over a public school intercom

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GGuirao13
07/11/20 3:58:08 PM
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keyblader1985 posted...
Flanders did get better after he learned not to bottle up his anger anymore. He's a decent character, that's also hella religious.
Exactly. He went so far to the other extreme, he be became an absolute bigot. Just look at his interactions with Apu. Ned's religious intolerance rivals Trump's racism, which makes him just as bad of a leader.

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