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Topic	ITT: I watch Red Dwarf and maybe other UK shows
Shotgunnova 05/30/20 10:16:39 PM #290:	Another great dog-themed episode, even though it's never seen. Hacker: Don't we ever get our own way with the French? Humphrey: Well, sometimes. Hacker: When was the last time? Humphrey: Battle of Waterloo, 1815. Hacker: Dignified grief goes down very well with the voters, especially when it's shared by the world's statesmen. A wonderful thing, death. So uncontroversial. Hacker: Excellency, you must ask the President to not bring that bitch with him! Bernard: (on phone) No, we can't have alphabetic seating in the abbey -- you'd have Iraq and Iran next to each other. Plus, Israel and Jordan are always sitting in the same pew. We could be in danger of starting World War III. I know Ireland begins with an 'I,' but no, Ireland doesn't make it any better. Ireland doesn't make anything any better. Humphrey: Oh, Prime Minister, are you prepared to give permission for the French president's car to be stopped and searched? Are you prepared to violate diplomatic immunity and search the diplomatic bag? Hacker: Even they wouldn't put a puppy in a bag. Bernard: It'd be a doggie bag. Hacker: Suppose we searched the bag and found it. That would put the cat among the pigeons. Bernard: It'd let the dog out of the bag. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:939960190] in ITT: I wat... [t:78524937]...</cite> <quote>Another great dog-themed episode, even though it's never seen. Hacker: Don't we ever get our own way with the French? Humphrey: Well, sometimes. Hacker: When was the last time? Humphrey: Battle of Waterloo, 1815. Hacker: Dignified grief goes down very well with the voters, especially when it's shared by the world's statesmen. A wonderful thing, death. So uncontroversial. Hacker: Excellency, you must ask the President to not bring that bitch with him! Bernard: (on phone) No, we can't have alphabetic seating in the abbey -- you'd have Iraq and Iran next to each other. Plus, Israel and Jordan are always sitting in the same pew. We could be in danger of starting World War III. I know Ireland begins with an 'I,' but no, Ireland doesn't make it any better. Ireland doesn't make anything any better. Humphrey: Oh, Prime Minister, are you prepared to give permission for the French president's car to be stopped and searched? Are you prepared to violate diplomatic immunity and search the diplomatic bag? Hacker: Even they wouldn't put a puppy in a bag. Bernard: It'd be a doggie bag. Hacker: Suppose we searched the bag and found it. That would put the cat among the pigeons. Bernard: It'd let the dog out of the bag. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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