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| Topic | Hideo Kojima is the most important man in the video game industry |
| Apocalyptic 05/30/20 4:33:21 PM #1: | Here's a friendly reminder of his accomplishments in case you had the audacity to forget: -Invented the camera -Invented the tactical espionage genre -Invented cutscenes -Invented nanomachines as a plot device -Invented the most important video game series of all time (Metal Gear) -Immune to earthquakes -Fucked Stefanie Joosten -Friends with several hollywood celebrities -Invented the strange genre -Convinced his childhood crush to be in his video game and made her young again -Has gotten several movie deals One day, I hope to aspire to the greatness that is Hideo Kojima. Until then, I will settle for being a member of Outer Kojima. --- ... ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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