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Apocalyptic
05/30/20 4:33:21 PM
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Here's a friendly reminder of his accomplishments in case you had the audacity to forget:

-Invented the camera
-Invented the tactical espionage genre
-Invented cutscenes
-Invented nanomachines as a plot device
-Invented the most important video game series of all time (Metal Gear)
-Immune to earthquakes
-Fucked Stefanie Joosten
-Friends with several hollywood celebrities
-Invented the strange genre
-Convinced his childhood crush to be in his video game and made her young again
-Has gotten several movie deals

One day, I hope to aspire to the greatness that is Hideo Kojima. Until then, I will settle for being a member of Outer Kojima.

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SauI_Goodman
05/30/20 4:35:22 PM
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Turbam
05/30/20 4:36:28 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
damn not bad https://www.metalgearinformer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Stefanie-Joosten-Holds-Quiet-Action-Figure-1.jpg
She's pretty ugly.

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yunalenne10
05/30/20 4:36:29 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
damn not bad https://www.metalgearinformer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Stefanie-Joosten-Holds-Quiet-Action-Figure-1.jpg
That's the $1000-ish figure with squishy boobs, right?

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SauI_Goodman
05/30/20 4:37:03 PM
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yunalenne10 posted...
That's the $1000-ish figure with squishy boobs, right?
who's looking at the figureine?

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yunalenne10
05/30/20 4:37:59 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
who's looking at the figureine?
I don't know.

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WaterLink
05/30/20 4:38:42 PM
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Did he invent hiding cigarettes in your stomach? I had only heard of sticking them up your ass before.
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TheCEmanCometh
05/30/20 4:40:31 PM
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Did he invent timed underwater escort missions?

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DevsBro
05/30/20 4:41:40 PM
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One of for sure, but he didn't so much invent these things as take them to a new level.

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REMercsChamp
05/30/20 4:42:51 PM
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Kojima is shit now. Death Stranding was his last chance and he fucked it up.

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AllSasNoTiddies
05/30/20 4:46:51 PM
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Kojima hasn't been good since PS3/Xbox 360 came out

Cinematic Video Gamer Developers have greatly surpassed him in both the cinematic space and the gameplay space.
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DevsBro
05/30/20 4:56:53 PM
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AllSasNoTiddies posted...
Kojima hasn't been good since PS3/Xbox 360 came out
Somebody didn't play Rising.


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Touch
05/30/20 4:58:34 PM
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He invented avoiding drowning

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AllSasNoTiddies
05/30/20 4:58:38 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Somebody didn't play Rising.

Kojima had almost nothing to do with Rising.
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BeyondWalls
05/30/20 4:59:12 PM
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Nah, you're all living in the house Nolan Bushnell built.

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SauI_Goodman
05/30/20 4:59:32 PM
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death stranding was a masterpiece if you actually played it all the way through intsead of getting bored with it.

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DevsBro
05/30/20 5:03:07 PM
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AllSasNoTiddies posted...
Kojima had almost nothing to do with Rising.
Huh. You're right. I could have sworn he pulled an MGS4 and said he wasn't gonna be involved but eventually caved.

Turns out his only role was "Supervising Director."

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Nacen
05/31/20 5:41:28 AM
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Apocalyptic posted...
-Convinced his childhood crush to be in his video game and made her young again
Who was this?
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Wii_Shaker
05/31/20 5:57:15 AM
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Maybe he was 15 years ago.

Todd Howard or Masahiro Sakurai are more important to gaming now.

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Darmik
05/31/20 5:59:42 AM
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- Invented the Strand genre
- Made Geoff Keighley cry when he couldn't go to his award show

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The_Freecs
05/31/20 6:07:47 AM
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Hes a white worshipping cuck
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Keith_Valentine
05/31/20 6:21:58 AM
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WaterLink posted...
Did he invent hiding cigarettes in your stomach? I had only heard of sticking them up your ass before.

Thats called a prison pocket. Or keistering i knew a guy who keistered some meth up his ass when he got busted for slanging that and dark. Sold it to some native cats for canteen and they stayed up for 3 days, nobody ever knew. Imagine being gakked in jail.

Hideo is ok, but the mgs games are a clusterfuck. And the first one for psx was a masterpiece. But 2 was goofy, 3 was legendary. 4 and 5 had awesome gameplay. Story got dumb as fuck.

Square had a stronger impact on gaming imo, or even Rockstar. Rockstar and Square both have more epic games then Hideo. Blizzard too, even though people hate them now. I dunno the dev names.
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AllSasNoTiddies
05/31/20 6:54:11 AM
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DevsBro posted...
Huh. You're right. I could have sworn he pulled an MGS4 and said he wasn't gonna be involved but eventually caved.

Turns out his only role was "Supervising Director."

I think the fact he legit wasn't involved was why it was in development hell until they handed it off to Platinum.

I can't remember if it was their choice or if Kojima pushed them towards it, but I've heard that the writer for Rising originally wrote a completely different game that was much closer to the MGS4 interquel that MGS Rising was originally shown off as before scrapping it to make their own original post MGS4 story.
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