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TopicITT: I watch Red Dwarf and maybe other UK shows
Shotgunnova
05/30/20 1:17:34 AM
#288:


Humphrey: Bernard, when you move on from here, where do you plan to go?
Bernard: Well, I...I...I don't know.
Humphrey: Well, how would you like to be Deputy Secretary in charge of Defense Procurement?
Bernard: Oh, gosh--
Humphrey: In Sunderland, or Berwick-'on-Tweed, or Lossiemouth.
Bernard: Is that a place?
Humphrey: Lossiemouth? What'd you think it was?
Bernard: A dog food.

Arnold: Are you suggesting I give confidential information to the press?
Humphrey: Of course not, Arnold -- this is confidential disinformation.
Arnold: Ahh. That's different, then.

Perhaps the best one was:

Hacker: It's envy, you know. Dudley is consumed with envy.
Bernard: It's one of the seven Dudley sins.




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Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends
And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame
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