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Topic | ITT: I watch Red Dwarf and maybe other UK shows |
Shotgunnova 05/30/20 1:17:34 AM #288: | Humphrey: Bernard, when you move on from here, where do you plan to go? Bernard: Well, I...I...I don't know. Humphrey: Well, how would you like to be Deputy Secretary in charge of Defense Procurement? Bernard: Oh, gosh-- Humphrey: In Sunderland, or Berwick-'on-Tweed, or Lossiemouth. Bernard: Is that a place? Humphrey: Lossiemouth? What'd you think it was? Bernard: A dog food. Arnold: Are you suggesting I give confidential information to the press? Humphrey: Of course not, Arnold -- this is confidential disinformation. Arnold: Ahh. That's different, then. Perhaps the best one was: Hacker: It's envy, you know. Dudley is consumed with envy. Bernard: It's one of the seven Dudley sins. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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