LogFAQs > #938469123

So greed, lust, gluttony, or the painful realization that you are single and will probably remain so until invisible little microbes decide to chill.

Tough choice. 1 is kinda nice until it stops being nice...the ever-present fear of being murdered tarnishes what could otherwise be a nice meditative experience. 2 is about the same with a huge negative offset some by the upside, but then how much of an upside is it realistically? Could even the most desirable being imaginable remain such in constant cramped companionship? It wouldn't be hard to start believing the event was an extreme form of isolation based trauma too. 3 is a big nope. meesa not gonna explain why. 4 is the most tame of the options but just phrasing it like everyone has a significant other is a big punch to the gut :'(

So let's hack this. To start we pick option 2. Knowing the downsides of this option, the most sexually desirable person would naturally be someone who can grant me access to parallel realities via a portal gun or some other method. Legally we may not be able to leave, but nothing in the rules said we couldn't illegally leave! We then portal over to a universe much like this one except the bit about the person stopping existing after the 30 days are up and also option 2 offers a free mansion (sans movie) and a billion dollars after the time is up.

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