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TopicITT: I watch Red Dwarf and maybe other UK shows
Shotgunnova
04/03/20 11:34:37 PM
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Lister: Dallas? Wasn't the place where that American king got assassinated?
Rimmer: JFK.
Lister: No, it was John something, not Jeff K.
Rimmer: J - F - K! Not "Jeff K.," ya gimboid. Like the airport! I did a paper on him in school.
Lister: I wonder why anyone would want to name their kid after an airport.

Cat: This chicken's good!
Lister: Yeah, yeah, pretty good.
Kryten: That's not chicken, sirs.
Cat: Oh? What is it?
Kryten: It's that man we found.
Lister: What?
Kryten: It seemed like such a waste to just leave him lying there when he barbecues so beautifully.
Rimmer: (evil giggling)

They even got JFK to be the second gunman on the grassy knoll in order to protect his legacy. Pure genius.



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Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends
And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame
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