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DOOM Eternal is producing some delicious salt from Phil. He went on a tangent and it both awesome and horrible:

"When you go and buy a TV dinner, you put it in your microwave, you cook it, you eat it as intended! You don't say 'Oh! The best way to experience that TV dinner would have been to add ten extra things that it doesn't come with, or to fuck around with it for four hours before you cook it!' Wait, wut, NO! It was in the box, I put it in the microwave, done, EAT IT! That's how it was intended to be eaten!

It's the same thing with a video game! You download the game, you boot it, done! That's the intended difficulty level of the game!"

This analoguly is so exceptional it's impressive. The game give you all the tools you need, you get a double jump, airdash, enemies have weak spots, there are pickups all over the map. Everything you need to beat the game is given to you from the start. Phil just refuses to learn them and then blames the developer for his shittyness.

I hope that Celeste wins the viewer's choice, since no amount of handholding is going to make Phil better at the mechanical difficulty of the game. So far however, Deus Ex is winning. Assuming it wins, he'll just fumble through the game in typical Phil fasion.

Someone gifted 75 subs (what the fuck) and Phil stopped to read out every single name that was gifted a sub.

Amazing content.

You also know, in the back of his head, Phil is angry at gifted aubs. Since he only get's half of it. 75 subs cost 375 dollars, but Phil gets only 187.50 from it. He MUCH rather would have that as a tip. After a while he even blatantly stated so. He was making good money from cheers and subs, but then said that he'd much rather have tips.

This man's greed knows no bounds.

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