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TopicAll-Purpose Wrestling Topic 493: New Beginnings in Los Ingobernable Era
Mega Mana
01/26/20 11:29:11 PM
#246:


FFDragon posted...
I'm hyped for 3MB to continue collecting world titles.

Slater when?

YESSS

Also, first off, I just want to say how great that run with Brock Lesnar was. They made a 'one man eliminates everyone as they come in' story WORK.

#2. Elias - He pokes fun. He knows he's going in the ring with Brock, he's the sacrificial lamb, he jokes around and pisses the beast off, and gets a big splintering guitar shot and an easy, but memorable first elimination.

#3. Erick Rowan - Okay, we might get what's in the cage stuff. That'd be dumb, but okay. Nope, big man goes in, big man goes out. Fodder #2.

#4. Robert Roode - Okay, they're feeding the Beast. I got it. Roode could maybe put up a fight, but no. Goodbye.

#5. John Morrison - Alright, he came back early, so he might stick around for a bit! Do some parkour and keep himself alive, especially since he's freshly back! Oh, wow. I didn't expect him to go THAT fast. Anything really can happen.

#6. Kofi - Here's where it starts getting great. Kofi comes in with FIRE and goes at Brock with the most offense so far. He's taken care of, but Brock's gonna play with him. Okay, okay, we've got our hope spots!

#7. Rey Mysterio - More Brock beef! Kofi and Rey teaming up? I'm down! Let's do this!

#8. Big E - Yes! Big E, Kofi, and Rey! All with their finishers! They're taking the Beast down! Kofimania baybee! Kofi- what?! No, Rey! Big E! Well, Kofi can be saved! Kofi always gets- O_O

#9. Cesaro - ...Ok, Okay! Yeah, Cesaro's gonna get some shine this year! Yeah European uppercuts! Come on Swiss To- oh no...

#10. Shelton Benjamin - Fodder, but okay, Paul Heyman and Brock are enjoying him, okay maybe there'll be something? Cool, hug it out... yeah, Brock tossed him, but that was a nice change of pace for a moment. Well done.

#11. Shinsuke Nakamura - Alright! IC Champ, former Royal Rumble champ, history with Brock in Japan! Let's go! Kinsh-... Damn! Brock's running through everyone!!! Who's gonna take him down?!

#12. MVP - WHAT?! MVP?!?! DANCING BROCK?! There he goes! Okay, okay. Who the hell is next? Undertaker?!

#13. KEITH LEE - YESSSSSS!!! Brock mouthing, "Who's this mother****er?" Sizing up! TAKING BROCK OFF HIS FEET! BASK IN HIS GLORY!

#14. Strowman - First audible groan, but still three hosses, that should be able to get Lesnar out, right? We'll get some- NO LEE Noooooo....

#15. Ricochet - Okay, fine, Ricochet can get fed. He was a chump the other night... oh, Brock's keeping him as prey. Cool. He'll be gone soon.

#16. Drew McIntyre - ...Ooh, okay... okayt, I can get behind this. Let's go Drew! Let's go Drew! LET'S GO DREW! YEAH, COME ON DR- LOW BLOW! CLAYMORE!!! YESSSSS!!!!!

Like, I'm putting this down right now as immediate reaction because who knows what the future prognosis of the match will be. "It was so boring. Brock just eliminated everyone one-by-one. The match didn't really even start until halfway through." To those future naysayers and cynics, I say thee NAY!

Edit: Like, just switch the first half of the card with the last half, and it wouldn't be anywhere near as good. Very well booked train into Brock.

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