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TopicHi, I chopped jalapeños and then touched my bare penis.
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01/20/20 3:00:04 PM
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gamestunner posted...
My wife had done this to me a few years ago.

Normally, jalapenos are not too spicy for me. But for some reason the fresh jalapenos at our local Martin's must be genetically enhanced cause those fuckers are HOT.

Anyway, she had cooked some up for dinner, and long story short, I was too tired for sex, so she gave me a handy before I went to sleep. That some bitch burned like a motherfucker.

She said she washed her hands multiple times, but to no avail.

Did you ever even the score? Im trying to think of a way for my bare penis and shriveled, pathetic tater pocket to gain retribution on my sinful hands.

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