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| Topic | Hi, I chopped jalapeños and then touched my bare penis. |
| HotLap 01/14/20 11:52:55 PM #47: | Caelthus posted... Are we ever gonna get a new CYOA? I can't. I'll just let you down. You can't trust me. Hell, my bare penis can't even trust me anymore. But baby I still believe in trust. I think for awhile in my past... I forgot what trust was. That is until Jesus Christ came into my life and I thank Jesus Christ every single day for coming into my life. Parappa09 posted... i wish TC could touch my bare penis Could I handle your bare penis? Could God create a bare penis so strong that even he couldn't burn it with hot peppers? Why doesn't God ever wash his putrid, rancid nutsack? Who knows? But here's one thing I do know. I know I thank Jesus Christ every single day for being the sperm the shot out of God's rotting, fetid yam bag, through his bare penis, and into Mary's unsuspecting womb. I hope this clarifies things. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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