You will have to get used to seeing little Johnny/Jenny hang out with you during your dates, which will be at family friendly places, never in a bar or a fun place for grown ups, sex will have to be carefully planned and scheduled and one day, after a small number of dates little Johnny/Jenny will call you dad while looking at mommy, who will give him/her a "well done!" look.
The price to pay is so high it's easy to get those dates.
I guess you were trying to be funny or whatever, but none of that is actually true