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MariaTaylor 01/11/20 6:53:42 PM #63:	I've heard that "theory" before but I've never seen any real evidence. it's definitely quite a stretch, though possible to believe it. 'strongly implied' feels a bit overkill for the amount of evidence that actually exists in the game, especially since it's all circumstantial. similar to Linus mysterious backstory... we can speculate on it forever but it's clear there's no answer coming. abigail's hair is purple: no it isn't. her hair is chestnut, the same as pierre. both abigail and caroline talk about how abigail dyes her hair. abigail hangs out near the wizard's tower in the forest: she also hangs out in the mountain. does this mean demetrius is her father? the dwarf? maybe mona is her father, since she also hangs out near mona's grave! caroline used to go for walks in the forest when she was younger: okay? so do I. I didn't have a kid with the wizard. pierre thinks his daughter doesn't look like him: I think CA added this in to fuck with people after they started making these wild theories. but to be clear, I don't look like either of my parents, so... maybe my father is a wizard, too! the wizard thinks someone might be his daughter: this is probably the best piece of evidence but only if it's explained to you completely out of context. the wizard constantly says crazy, dumb things that are meant to highlight the fact that he's a bit of a joke character. he's very often saying things that make no real sense and comes off like he might be a fraud, even though he does show the ability to use real magic. in this specific line in question he even says "I could be mistaken... it's rare, but it does happen." this seems to suggest that he's talking about some kind of rare event where someone magically gave birth to his daughter. if he had sex with caroline he'd be more certain than this, and he wouldn't be talking about it as some kind of rare magical event that sometimes happens. I actually think the 'completely out of context' basically sums up the C+W=A theorists, because most of them don't even know that abigail dyes her hair. basic information which easily contradicts one of the major foundations for the entire theory. it's just something they read, thought was interesting, and decided it was true. like this idea is so far from confirmed, to me, that I didn't even consider the possibility that this is what santa was referring to. --- now I only see your dull imposter https://imgur.com/BYYr6fn <cite>MariaTaylor posted [p:932787558] in in this to... [t:78296508]...</cite> <quote>I've heard that "theory" before but I've never seen any real evidence. it's definitely quite a stretch, though possible to believe it. 'strongly implied' feels a bit overkill for the amount of evidence that actually exists in the game, especially since it's all circumstantial. similar to Linus mysterious backstory... we can speculate on it forever but it's clear there's no answer coming. abigail's hair is purple: no it isn't. her hair is chestnut, the same as pierre. both abigail and caroline talk about how abigail dyes her hair. abigail hangs out near the wizard's tower in the forest: she also hangs out in the mountain. does this mean demetrius is her father? the dwarf? maybe mona is her father, since she also hangs out near mona's grave! caroline used to go for walks in the forest when she was younger: okay? so do I. I didn't have a kid with the wizard. pierre thinks his daughter doesn't look like him: I think CA added this in to fuck with people after they started making these wild theories. but to be clear, I don't look like either of my parents, so... maybe my father is a wizard, too! the wizard thinks someone might be his daughter: this is probably the best piece of evidence but only if it's explained to you completely out of context. the wizard constantly says crazy, dumb things that are meant to highlight the fact that he's a bit of a joke character. he's very often saying things that make no real sense and comes off like he might be a fraud, even though he does show the ability to use real magic. in this specific line in question he even says "I could be mistaken... it's rare, but it does happen." this seems to suggest that he's talking about some kind of rare event where someone magically gave birth to his daughter. if he had sex with caroline he'd be more certain than this, and he wouldn't be talking about it as some kind of rare magical event that sometimes happens. I actually think the 'completely out of context' basically sums up the C+W=A theorists, because most of them don't even know that abigail dyes her hair. basic information which easily contradicts one of the major foundations for the entire theory. it's just something they read, thought was interesting, and decided it was true. like this idea is so far from confirmed, to me, that I didn't even consider the possibility that this is what santa was referring to. --- now I only see your dull imposter https://imgur.com/BYYr6fn</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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